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Banannie
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A woman in a banana costume.
Am I wearing it right now? Obvs.
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You could totally use this as a “I met someone irl!” situation for your therapist.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I offer you this picture of a deer to help cleanse the thread.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is it crime?

Alt text: three pictures of little rolled up or tied up bundles of something on the ground in a yard. Underwear and sweatpants are tied around a bag of liquid.
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Okay guys, what’s in the weird garbage someone keeps throwing into our yard?
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I would very much like to meet Cut Throat Katie.
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Darla is in the yard 🥹
October 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy two year anniversary, face!
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Found a whole new use for these:
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have the perfect ceiling for it.
October 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Caught in the act.
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This isn’t ominous at all.
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Meet Walter, the white wizard snail.

He made it through 4 days of being in a box in a little plastic bag filled with water.
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In case you’re wondering what’s happening over on TikTok right now.
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Spruce Sisters got a haircut.
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Abundance!
September 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yeah… sorry… this has to go somewhere, I guess.
September 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Shit.
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He’s got two lady friends. See? You don’t need a six pack to pick up the ladies. Just a sack for an antler will do.
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Uh…
September 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Don’t open the front door.
September 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“How do you get your nails to grow so long and so fast??”

Ignore them for two weeks.
Rip the tips off when they get annoyingly long.

Oh and I guess chain smoke weed and don’t eat breakfast?
September 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s “hard bar” just for you! lol.
August 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You’re good if you’re heading up through Kamloops, it appears.
August 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In case you’re wondering what’s happening over on TikTok:
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM