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Banannie
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A woman in a banana costume.
Am I wearing it right now? Obvs.
Oh, I’m late but I’ve come prepared with my own sandwich.

It’s sandwich:45
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Yes! I’m all caught up.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think all of our end goal is Sophia.

I’m more of a Rose, myself.
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Ahahaha, I’m so glad Willow ends up a baddy.
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Eh, I don’t know. 28 seems to be the universal quarter-life crisis age. I felt pretty dumb still at 28.
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Jesse was all, there’s a list of episodes we need to watch first, and that’s a total of 4 hours that I probably won’t sit through a second time.

Do I need to sit through it or can we just jump back in?
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Misadventures of Having Fucked Up Teeth.

- my new book title.

You want royalties, yeah?
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I wish.

I got a permanent retainer instead 🙄 It’s a metal chain glued down to the back of my lower front teeth.

Tell me that’s bad ass. (It’s totally not 😭)
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh, I’m being told it’s a very light grey 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
No.
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh that’s so sad!
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I’m okay, it’s okay. That was terrifying, but it’s fine!

Fog. Can’t see shit. AAAAAHHHH.

Oh, rain! Hello rain, it’s been awhile. Hydroplanes all the way to my appointment.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM