Heather Valentine
@hexthervvv.bsky.social
World's #2 Shadow the Hedgehog fan. Heather for queer scottish literary SFFH, Hex for love stories and online ephemera.
I like watching horror movies, reading history books, playing video games and knitting.
https://heathervalentinewriting.com/
I like watching horror movies, reading history books, playing video games and knitting.
https://heathervalentinewriting.com/
Embarking on my annual winter tradition of reading about polar explorers while warm and cosy in my house, this time with Apsley Cherry-Garrard's The Worst Journey in the World.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Embarking on my annual winter tradition of reading about polar explorers while warm and cosy in my house, this time with Apsley Cherry-Garrard's The Worst Journey in the World.
I got myself Expedition 33 as a little treat for finishing my history night class.
...Also, I am 33, so it's personal.
...Also, I am 33, so it's personal.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I got myself Expedition 33 as a little treat for finishing my history night class.
...Also, I am 33, so it's personal.
...Also, I am 33, so it's personal.
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Ultimately mixed feelings about Frankenstein - but whether or not the writing fully worked for me, it's still a gorgeous Del Toro spectacle, and worth a watch for the beautifully nasty anatomy scenes in the first half alone. boxd.it/bo1O2R
A ★★★½ review of Frankenstein (2025)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
boxd.it
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ultimately mixed feelings about Frankenstein - but whether or not the writing fully worked for me, it's still a gorgeous Del Toro spectacle, and worth a watch for the beautifully nasty anatomy scenes in the first half alone. boxd.it/bo1O2R
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
Getting the important World Fantasy Con prep done today (getting my eyebrows waxed and buying halloween-themed travel snacks)
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Getting the important World Fantasy Con prep done today (getting my eyebrows waxed and buying halloween-themed travel snacks)
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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I think the favourite thing I've ever seen in this genre is people asking whether Byron would be cancelled today.
He was cancelled so hard in his own day that he had to leave the country and he never came back.
He was cancelled so hard in his own day that he had to leave the country and he never came back.
I'm sorry but as an eighteenth-centuryist, lol.
Jane Austen would be cancelled on campus if we'd read her letters?
Truly a take only possible from someone who doesn't know the mountains of heinous dirt we have on almost all major writers of the period.
Jane Austen would be cancelled on campus if we'd read her letters?
Truly a take only possible from someone who doesn't know the mountains of heinous dirt we have on almost all major writers of the period.
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think the favourite thing I've ever seen in this genre is people asking whether Byron would be cancelled today.
He was cancelled so hard in his own day that he had to leave the country and he never came back.
He was cancelled so hard in his own day that he had to leave the country and he never came back.
Forming important parasocial relationships with the local zoo animals that I can invest my entire wellbeing in
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Forming important parasocial relationships with the local zoo animals that I can invest my entire wellbeing in
Assembling my WISEST ADVISORS so I can start playing the new pokemon game
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Assembling my WISEST ADVISORS so I can start playing the new pokemon game
I pulled every muscle in my torso jumping about like an idiot at Nova Twins last night
October 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I pulled every muscle in my torso jumping about like an idiot at Nova Twins last night
I'm pleased to announce that I'll be on a panel at World Fantasy Con! I'll be talking about Queer Horror at 11am on Saturday in the Edinburgh room.
Otherwise, I'm volunteering at the art show, and you can find me sitting behind the desk trying to tempt you into spending money on other people's art.
Otherwise, I'm volunteering at the art show, and you can find me sitting behind the desk trying to tempt you into spending money on other people's art.
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm pleased to announce that I'll be on a panel at World Fantasy Con! I'll be talking about Queer Horror at 11am on Saturday in the Edinburgh room.
Otherwise, I'm volunteering at the art show, and you can find me sitting behind the desk trying to tempt you into spending money on other people's art.
Otherwise, I'm volunteering at the art show, and you can find me sitting behind the desk trying to tempt you into spending money on other people's art.
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My new story is out in The Pink Hydra today! www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/02022...
The Pink Hydra | Four Flowers in Formaldehyde - Heather Valentine
Four Flowers in Formaldehyde by Heather Valentine
www.thepinkhydra.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My new story is out in The Pink Hydra today! www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/02022...
My new story is out in The Pink Hydra today! www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/02022...
The Pink Hydra | Four Flowers in Formaldehyde - Heather Valentine
Four Flowers in Formaldehyde by Heather Valentine
www.thepinkhydra.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My new story is out in The Pink Hydra today! www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/02022...
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The Pink Hydra #5 is out today, with fiction & poetry by @hexthervvv.bsky.social, @deeholloway.bsky.social, @jasterwrites.bsky.social, @maryjorabe.bsky.social, @slashnburnett.bsky.social, @sarahgracetuttle.bsky.social, @pixieb.bsky.social & @reasie.bsky.social
www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/0202202510
www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/0202202510
October 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Pink Hydra #5 is out today, with fiction & poetry by @hexthervvv.bsky.social, @deeholloway.bsky.social, @jasterwrites.bsky.social, @maryjorabe.bsky.social, @slashnburnett.bsky.social, @sarahgracetuttle.bsky.social, @pixieb.bsky.social & @reasie.bsky.social
www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/0202202510
www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/0202202510
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We REALLY need your help to fill the Govan Sarcophagus with donations for our urgent fundraiser!
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tghts.enthuse.com/cf/graveyard...
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We REALLY need your help to fill the Govan Sarcophagus with donations for our urgent fundraiser!
tghts.enthuse.com/cf/graveyard...
tghts.enthuse.com/cf/graveyard...
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"She is far from the first objectionable employer either of us have worked under..."
Pulp horror from @hexthervvv.bsky.social coming this Friday! 🏚️💉🩸🔪
Pulp horror from @hexthervvv.bsky.social coming this Friday! 🏚️💉🩸🔪
My new story, Four Flowers in Formaldehyde, comes out in Pink Hydra on October 3rd. The story is heavily influenced by "mad science" horror films of the mid-20th century - where deadly experiments are performed in the basements of crumbling gothic manors in pursuit of youth, beauty and immortality.
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"She is far from the first objectionable employer either of us have worked under..."
Pulp horror from @hexthervvv.bsky.social coming this Friday! 🏚️💉🩸🔪
Pulp horror from @hexthervvv.bsky.social coming this Friday! 🏚️💉🩸🔪
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COVER REVEAL! 🎉
After what feels like a lifetime, I finally get to show you what I've been working on the last few years! The long-awaited sequel, VAMPIRES IN PARK CIRCUS!
Coming Halloween 2025!
You can pre-order here! lukebelcourt.com/witches/two....
After what feels like a lifetime, I finally get to show you what I've been working on the last few years! The long-awaited sequel, VAMPIRES IN PARK CIRCUS!
Coming Halloween 2025!
You can pre-order here! lukebelcourt.com/witches/two....
September 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
COVER REVEAL! 🎉
After what feels like a lifetime, I finally get to show you what I've been working on the last few years! The long-awaited sequel, VAMPIRES IN PARK CIRCUS!
Coming Halloween 2025!
You can pre-order here! lukebelcourt.com/witches/two....
After what feels like a lifetime, I finally get to show you what I've been working on the last few years! The long-awaited sequel, VAMPIRES IN PARK CIRCUS!
Coming Halloween 2025!
You can pre-order here! lukebelcourt.com/witches/two....
My new story, Four Flowers in Formaldehyde, comes out in Pink Hydra on October 3rd. The story is heavily influenced by "mad science" horror films of the mid-20th century - where deadly experiments are performed in the basements of crumbling gothic manors in pursuit of youth, beauty and immortality.
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
My new story, Four Flowers in Formaldehyde, comes out in Pink Hydra on October 3rd. The story is heavily influenced by "mad science" horror films of the mid-20th century - where deadly experiments are performed in the basements of crumbling gothic manors in pursuit of youth, beauty and immortality.
I may have got a teeny tiny touch carried away at the library
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I may have got a teeny tiny touch carried away at the library
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import