Mike
@hemjefc.bsky.social
If he tried that chip with his heels in a home match I could see a few heartattacks with some of the Everton da's
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
If he tried that chip with his heels in a home match I could see a few heartattacks with some of the Everton da's
Did this get reported much. I didn't see anything about it except this short paragraph in Saturday's Times
February 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Did this get reported much. I didn't see anything about it except this short paragraph in Saturday's Times
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The In-Laws (1979): Getting off the plane in Tijuara
YouTube video by crispagirl
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Much better than I was expecting
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Much better than I was expecting
15.5 hours later and I'm home.
Went well tbh
Went well tbh
February 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
15.5 hours later and I'm home.
Went well tbh
Went well tbh
Dinner jackets in wetherspoons is a look
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dinner jackets in wetherspoons is a look
Like buses.
Have been online for years and in the last few months I have bumped into 3 people irl I only knew online.
Have been online for years and in the last few months I have bumped into 3 people irl I only knew online.
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Like buses.
Have been online for years and in the last few months I have bumped into 3 people irl I only knew online.
Have been online for years and in the last few months I have bumped into 3 people irl I only knew online.
It's times like these when the Everton social media team would be preparing a few posts about the new stadium progress.
Bit fucked for ideas now it's been built
Bit fucked for ideas now it's been built
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It's times like these when the Everton social media team would be preparing a few posts about the new stadium progress.
Bit fucked for ideas now it's been built
Bit fucked for ideas now it's been built
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Wife bought me a shirt for Christmas, it's the colour my football team's rivals wear. She didn't do it on purpose but I die a little every time I have to wear it.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Wife bought me a shirt for Christmas, it's the colour my football team's rivals wear. She didn't do it on purpose but I die a little every time I have to wear it.
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Jack #Harrison assist to Moise #Kean for #Fiorentina last night.
Ended 2-2 after a 90th min #Genoa equaliser.
Those of us still not over the UEFA Cup exit of 2008 might like to know La Viola are 3 points from Serie A safety… #UTFT 💙🤍
Ended 2-2 after a 90th min #Genoa equaliser.
Those of us still not over the UEFA Cup exit of 2008 might like to know La Viola are 3 points from Serie A safety… #UTFT 💙🤍
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Jack #Harrison assist to Moise #Kean for #Fiorentina last night.
Ended 2-2 after a 90th min #Genoa equaliser.
Those of us still not over the UEFA Cup exit of 2008 might like to know La Viola are 3 points from Serie A safety… #UTFT 💙🤍
Ended 2-2 after a 90th min #Genoa equaliser.
Those of us still not over the UEFA Cup exit of 2008 might like to know La Viola are 3 points from Serie A safety… #UTFT 💙🤍
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I met a Tinder date on a foreign holiday and lied to her that I was solo travelling so I would seem cool and sophisticated. This worked, until she bumped into one of my parents while leaving my hotel room in the morning. I am 33.
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I met a Tinder date on a foreign holiday and lied to her that I was solo travelling so I would seem cool and sophisticated. This worked, until she bumped into one of my parents while leaving my hotel room in the morning. I am 33.
Found a programme.
Some bits amused me
Some bits amused me
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Found a programme.
Some bits amused me
Some bits amused me
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Jack off all trades.
Builder caught masturbating in restaurant window on Norwich's London Street
A builder working on a site on London Street in the middle of Norwich was seen masturbating at a window by a passer-by, a court has heard.
www.edp24.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Jack off all trades.
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I'm convinced the main reason new years resolutions don't work is because you're trying to take away something you enjoy during the bleakest, coldest month. Quit stuff in spring, in the past 3 springs I've quit smoking, drinking and joined the gym. So far have stuck to all three.
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I'm convinced the main reason new years resolutions don't work is because you're trying to take away something you enjoy during the bleakest, coldest month. Quit stuff in spring, in the past 3 springs I've quit smoking, drinking and joined the gym. So far have stuck to all three.
It's ironic but I'm sitting in work with headphones on listening to a steady rain loop.
Could just go outside tbh
Could just go outside tbh
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
It's ironic but I'm sitting in work with headphones on listening to a steady rain loop.
Could just go outside tbh
Could just go outside tbh
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Sunday morning unblocking the drains.
Living
The
Dream
Living
The
Dream
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Sunday morning unblocking the drains.
Living
The
Dream
Living
The
Dream
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Lots going on here
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Lots going on here
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To everyone who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library tomorrow..
January 31, 2026 at 6:31 PM
To everyone who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library tomorrow..
You won't shoehorn Keane into the team and play 4 CBs again will you Mr Moyes?
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 AM
You won't shoehorn Keane into the team and play 4 CBs again will you Mr Moyes?
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For just 99p bag yourself over 300 pages of:
90s gigs, Manchester boozers, Salford contrarians, Teenage Kicks (and punches), the word ‘cock’ as an extreme form of punctuation, militant trade unionists, a Ghost of Christmas Past, a Road to Nowhere, and heavy sarcasm.
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90s gigs, Manchester boozers, Salford contrarians, Teenage Kicks (and punches), the word ‘cock’ as an extreme form of punctuation, militant trade unionists, a Ghost of Christmas Past, a Road to Nowhere, and heavy sarcasm.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DDCGL2MG
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
For just 99p bag yourself over 300 pages of:
90s gigs, Manchester boozers, Salford contrarians, Teenage Kicks (and punches), the word ‘cock’ as an extreme form of punctuation, militant trade unionists, a Ghost of Christmas Past, a Road to Nowhere, and heavy sarcasm.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DDCGL2MG
90s gigs, Manchester boozers, Salford contrarians, Teenage Kicks (and punches), the word ‘cock’ as an extreme form of punctuation, militant trade unionists, a Ghost of Christmas Past, a Road to Nowhere, and heavy sarcasm.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DDCGL2MG
How old is that extra behind them. Looks 30+
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: as Gonch and Hollo's bootleg toast operation booms in Grange Hill, regular extra Patsy Palmer gets her first line as a pupil and then nearly gets in the way of the bigger girls.
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
How old is that extra behind them. Looks 30+
What the fuck is this supposed to be
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
What the fuck is this supposed to be
Not sure I'd want it any other way
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Not sure I'd want it any other way