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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
I miss Publix fried chicken 😤
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I love “PSA warning you against slam dunking a frozen solid turkey into a 55 gallon drum filled to the tippy top full of screaming hot, boiling peanut oil” season
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Cleepa
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Had a dream that I shot footage of Jason Isbell smacking around Amanda Shires in the parking lot of a shopping center and became computer famous for posting it on here
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just think, some video game superfan out there who would have otherwise been able to play GTA VI in May, won’t be able to ever play it at all, because they will die prior to its delayed November release. lmao
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Is Scott Adams dead yet?
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This Donald Trump guy… starting to think he’s a real crumb bum
October 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! In all your favorite flavors! Rip ‘em! Dip ‘em! Gip ‘em & gump ‘em or dip ‘em & dunk ‘em, there’s no wrong way to NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! It’s time to pop that pussy ALLLLLLLL the way open! with NEW KOOL-AID™ RIPPIN’ DIPPERS!!! by Northrop Grumman
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Brooke Shields? Uh what’s next, Brooke fuckin’.. swords ⚔️ fuck idk, fuck. shit. I’m no good at this
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Black Phone 2”, you were a smelly, poop-filled diaper of a movie. I SHIT on you!!! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Caribbean cream
Now we‘re creamin’ the same jeans
I don’t know how the melody goes after this part
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Me warming up my hands before applying medicated cream to my penis
a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Creamed my dick up again
I got medicated cream all over my dick. You can’t tell me nothin right now. Oh the White House is being physically dismantled? Don’t care, my dick is creamed up
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I got medicated cream all over my dick. You can’t tell me nothin right now. Oh the White House is being physically dismantled? Don’t care, my dick is creamed up
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wrong. A tree is brown, sometimes white, most of the time they are tree colored. Not blue. Better luck next time
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This happened six years ago
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Getting my goo up
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Jeffrey Toobin was suspended from the New Yorker for crankin’ his dick during an internal Zoom call five years ago today
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Going to No Kings tomorrow, I’m tryna clap some cheeks 🍆🍑
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Jesus fed HOW many people with a few loaves of bread and a couple fish? HOW many thousands?? Bro. Be serious right now. u sound dumb as hell
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
Season 2 Episode 24 - Frame 5262 out of 5296
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is Scott Adams dead yet
October 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So I heard this Lostprophets guy got killed in prison, where he‘s serving 29 years for crimes including, but not limited to, the attempted rape of a baby. What happened? Did the baby fight back? … *thumps microphone* I said, “What happened? Did the baby fight back?”
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM