America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Drew Carey fucked my bitch
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Drew Carey fucked my bitch
I’m here to eat pot roast and suck on some pretty painted toes. And I’m all outta pot roast!! 🦶🦶🦶
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I’m here to eat pot roast and suck on some pretty painted toes. And I’m all outta pot roast!! 🦶🦶🦶
I love shoplifting! 💅
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I love shoplifting! 💅
“Interactivity” rhymes with “winter activities”. If you’re a rapper or a poet, go ahead and use this for whatever
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
“Interactivity” rhymes with “winter activities”. If you’re a rapper or a poet, go ahead and use this for whatever
Wish I was slow-roasted in Grandma’s gravy…
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Wish I was slow-roasted in Grandma’s gravy…
There are men in my basement
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
There are men in my basement
Finally managed to snap up a reservation for two at Kudasai in NYC this August. Twelve seats, 400 sq feet dining room, located in the basement beneath a veterinarian clinic in Nolita. Michelin Bib Gourmand commendation. Their tsukemen costs $80 a bowl and it tastes like fucking shit
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Finally managed to snap up a reservation for two at Kudasai in NYC this August. Twelve seats, 400 sq feet dining room, located in the basement beneath a veterinarian clinic in Nolita. Michelin Bib Gourmand commendation. Their tsukemen costs $80 a bowl and it tastes like fucking shit
My mom works at Nintendo and she said they hired Alec Baldwin to do the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
My mom works at Nintendo and she said they hired Alec Baldwin to do the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Just learned that the French call these two Titi and Grosminet. I think we need to shut that whole country down for a while and get to the bottom of whatever is going on over there
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Just learned that the French call these two Titi and Grosminet. I think we need to shut that whole country down for a while and get to the bottom of whatever is going on over there
“Resident Evil”? Uhhhhhhh yeah.. how about “PRESIDENT“ Evil 😡
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“Resident Evil”? Uhhhhhhh yeah.. how about “PRESIDENT“ Evil 😡
Sure would hate it if a Muscle mommy killed the shit out of me. No! Don’t do it! 🫣
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Sure would hate it if a Muscle mommy killed the shit out of me. No! Don’t do it! 🫣
Justin Long implies the existence of Justin Short. Meanwhile: Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Justin Long implies the existence of Justin Short. Meanwhile: Venezuela
Death to America
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Death to America
Watching “Turner & Hooch” for the first time and if Hooch is seriously about to die I am gonna kms
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Watching “Turner & Hooch” for the first time and if Hooch is seriously about to die I am gonna kms
Made a macaroni
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Made a macaroni
Reposted by America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
Reposted by America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
squirt cobain
this is nothing
this is nothing
January 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
squirt cobain
this is nothing
this is nothing
Reposted by America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
Reposted by America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
Reposted by America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
Reposted by America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
“Heated Rivaley”? Uh, yeah, more like BEATED Rivalry! Because I can‘t stop beating my 🥩MEAT🍖 to it!! Awooooooooooo I’m so HORNY!!!!!! 🥵🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“Heated Rivaley”? Uh, yeah, more like BEATED Rivalry! Because I can‘t stop beating my 🥩MEAT🍖 to it!! Awooooooooooo I’m so HORNY!!!!!! 🥵🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦
Bread farts
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bread farts
Cheesecake goes so crazy
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Cheesecake goes so crazy