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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Meet me at the Hydro Plunge water slide at the Great Wolf Lodge in Scotrun, PA and I’ll push yr shit in for ya, Talib. I don’t give a fuck what happens, it’s whatever
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This happened six years ago
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I moved to Scranton, PA recently. There’s a place downtown called Mutant Brewing that serves mediocre beer, excellent Detroit style pizza, and uhhhhhh looks like this, in the year of our lord 2025
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Irish People Try Braised Beef Short Ribs
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We’re in the middle of a civil war and I desperately need to be milked, will u help me TheBarracksLawyer
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
🎶 so momma, if you please
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Oh fuck! Oh shhhiitttt!! Which one of you idiots gave Freddy another glove?? ah geez man, we are completely fucked now
October 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
September 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Went to check out the Yelp photos of a local fried chicken place here in Scranton and these were the only two posted to its page. Ty very helpful
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
September 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can he even say this??
September 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When you’re rude to me. This is who you’re being rude to
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I recently moved to Pennsylvania and the ppl on the computer told me that I had to try these potato chips. I did, and I have questions. Why are they so delicately seasoned? Why are they the least crunchy kettle-style chip I’ve ever had? And WHY CAN I NOT STOP EATING THEM 😡😤
September 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Shortly after I got it in 2007
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Johnny Depp‘s Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) is *completely* fuckin’ twisted 😳😶
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it was funny in the song “The Unforgiven” by Metallica, where the whole thing is this painful, tragic story of a person’s wasted life, and then the last verse ends with James Hetfield going, “the ‘old man’ here is ➡️me⬅️”
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I feel conflicted to say the very least. OTOH I have this to look forward to:
August 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Q: How tall is the guy on the cover of the new Sabrina Carpenter album, if Sabrina is 5’0”?

A: Idc! I’m too busy jackin’ my dick off to it to give a shit!! 😅💦 WOOOOO I’m having a GREAT time!
August 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM