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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Meet me at the Hydro Plunge water slide at the Great Wolf Lodge in Scotrun, PA and I’ll push yr shit in for ya, Talib. I don’t give a fuck what happens, it’s whatever
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Meet me at the Hydro Plunge water slide at the Great Wolf Lodge in Scotrun, PA and I’ll push yr shit in for ya, Talib. I don’t give a fuck what happens, it’s whatever
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
This happened six years ago
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This happened six years ago
I moved to Scranton, PA recently. There’s a place downtown called Mutant Brewing that serves mediocre beer, excellent Detroit style pizza, and uhhhhhh looks like this, in the year of our lord 2025
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I moved to Scranton, PA recently. There’s a place downtown called Mutant Brewing that serves mediocre beer, excellent Detroit style pizza, and uhhhhhh looks like this, in the year of our lord 2025
Irish People Try Braised Beef Short Ribs
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Irish People Try Braised Beef Short Ribs
We’re in the middle of a civil war and I desperately need to be milked, will u help me TheBarracksLawyer
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We’re in the middle of a civil war and I desperately need to be milked, will u help me TheBarracksLawyer
🎶 so momma, if you please
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
🎶 so momma, if you please
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
Oh fuck! Oh shhhiitttt!! Which one of you idiots gave Freddy another glove?? ah geez man, we are completely fucked now
October 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh fuck! Oh shhhiitttt!! Which one of you idiots gave Freddy another glove?? ah geez man, we are completely fucked now
Went to check out the Yelp photos of a local fried chicken place here in Scranton and these were the only two posted to its page. Ty very helpful
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Went to check out the Yelp photos of a local fried chicken place here in Scranton and these were the only two posted to its page. Ty very helpful
Can he even say this??
September 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Can he even say this??
When you’re rude to me. This is who you’re being rude to
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When you’re rude to me. This is who you’re being rude to
I recently moved to Pennsylvania and the ppl on the computer told me that I had to try these potato chips. I did, and I have questions. Why are they so delicately seasoned? Why are they the least crunchy kettle-style chip I’ve ever had? And WHY CAN I NOT STOP EATING THEM 😡😤
September 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I recently moved to Pennsylvania and the ppl on the computer told me that I had to try these potato chips. I did, and I have questions. Why are they so delicately seasoned? Why are they the least crunchy kettle-style chip I’ve ever had? And WHY CAN I NOT STOP EATING THEM 😡😤
Shortly after I got it in 2007
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Shortly after I got it in 2007
Johnny Depp‘s Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) is *completely* fuckin’ twisted 😳😶
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Johnny Depp‘s Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) is *completely* fuckin’ twisted 😳😶
it was funny in the song “The Unforgiven” by Metallica, where the whole thing is this painful, tragic story of a person’s wasted life, and then the last verse ends with James Hetfield going, “the ‘old man’ here is ➡️me⬅️”
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it was funny in the song “The Unforgiven” by Metallica, where the whole thing is this painful, tragic story of a person’s wasted life, and then the last verse ends with James Hetfield going, “the ‘old man’ here is ➡️me⬅️”
I feel conflicted to say the very least. OTOH I have this to look forward to:
August 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I feel conflicted to say the very least. OTOH I have this to look forward to:
Q: How tall is the guy on the cover of the new Sabrina Carpenter album, if Sabrina is 5’0”?
A: Idc! I’m too busy jackin’ my dick off to it to give a shit!! 😅💦 WOOOOO I’m having a GREAT time!
A: Idc! I’m too busy jackin’ my dick off to it to give a shit!! 😅💦 WOOOOO I’m having a GREAT time!
August 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Q: How tall is the guy on the cover of the new Sabrina Carpenter album, if Sabrina is 5’0”?
A: Idc! I’m too busy jackin’ my dick off to it to give a shit!! 😅💦 WOOOOO I’m having a GREAT time!
A: Idc! I’m too busy jackin’ my dick off to it to give a shit!! 😅💦 WOOOOO I’m having a GREAT time!