ashleigh ⚔️
@helloasher.bsky.social
PROSECUTE ICE
disabled milf 🏳️🌈 est. ‘92 | she/her | florida
im either crocheting, playing video games, or watching basketball
I Love My Cat
WOLVES BACK 💙💚
LYNX NATION 🩷
$cxshleigh
dm for snap 🌶️
disabled milf 🏳️🌈 est. ‘92 | she/her | florida
im either crocheting, playing video games, or watching basketball
I Love My Cat
WOLVES BACK 💙💚
LYNX NATION 🩷
$cxshleigh
dm for snap 🌶️
Pinned
i wanna go thrift shopping. get some books maybe
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i wanna go thrift shopping. get some books maybe
begging gen x to stop lying on the internet. you’re so easily fact checkable it makes me want to cry real salty tears that you never learned how to computer better 😭
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
begging gen x to stop lying on the internet. you’re so easily fact checkable it makes me want to cry real salty tears that you never learned how to computer better 😭
im almost always available for the bit
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
im almost always available for the bit
guillotine too humane
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
guillotine too humane
best advice from an 80’s movie is undoubtedly better off dead with this banger:
“go that way, really fast. if something gets in your way… turn.”
“go that way, really fast. if something gets in your way… turn.”
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 AM
best advice from an 80’s movie is undoubtedly better off dead with this banger:
“go that way, really fast. if something gets in your way… turn.”
“go that way, really fast. if something gets in your way… turn.”
anything i know about that fucking melania movie is fully against my will
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
anything i know about that fucking melania movie is fully against my will
would adore sleeping normal for one calendar day
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
would adore sleeping normal for one calendar day
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"Do you want the newspaper to add 'and that's illegal and bad' to every article about Trump?"
Yeah man. I do want that.
Yeah man. I do want that.
January 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
"Do you want the newspaper to add 'and that's illegal and bad' to every article about Trump?"
Yeah man. I do want that.
Yeah man. I do want that.
it’s 9:30 pm, you know what that means! yes! it’s time to take 3-5 dabs and contemplate life a while.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
it’s 9:30 pm, you know what that means! yes! it’s time to take 3-5 dabs and contemplate life a while.
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My feelings about Joan Beringer as we approach the trade deadline.
a woman is holding a puppy in her arms and says i 've only had arto for a day and a half
ALT: a woman is holding a puppy in her arms and says i 've only had arto for a day and a half
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My feelings about Joan Beringer as we approach the trade deadline.
considering carrying a brick with me if i have to walk anywhere. drivers around here are absolutely insane and do not pay attention to pedestrians. im disabled and need more time to cross. my only remaining question is: is that illegal?
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
considering carrying a brick with me if i have to walk anywhere. drivers around here are absolutely insane and do not pay attention to pedestrians. im disabled and need more time to cross. my only remaining question is: is that illegal?
doing a comfort reread of my favorite novel IT by stephen king (don’t ask) and this part always gets me lol
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
doing a comfort reread of my favorite novel IT by stephen king (don’t ask) and this part always gets me lol
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
10/10 ICE protest sign
didn’t finish
my bf pointed out that i do a thing where i watch most of something and then stop. still haven’t seen the last three or so episodes of game of thrones and it incenses him LOL i think im gonna rewatch it this week. not the end though, obviously
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
didn’t finish
broke this 4 days ago, for the record. i was right, it was too big 😬
time to show the skyline my new tv which is comically too big for my entertainment stand lol and just look at those feet on that bad boy. hilarity.
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
broke this 4 days ago, for the record. i was right, it was too big 😬
how does one do *anything* with a cat in your lap? your cat isn’t constantly vying for yet more attention? i can’t even be using my phone if my cat wants lap attentions.
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
how does one do *anything* with a cat in your lap? your cat isn’t constantly vying for yet more attention? i can’t even be using my phone if my cat wants lap attentions.
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just read an article that said the bible-thumping texas curriculum was reviewed and requires 4200 corrections including “formatting errors, typos and incorrect page numbers.” for fucks sake people oh my god lmfao
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
just read an article that said the bible-thumping texas curriculum was reviewed and requires 4200 corrections including “formatting errors, typos and incorrect page numbers.” for fucks sake people oh my god lmfao
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Speaking of whistles, the group just passed 280,000 total shipped, which is a BANANAS NUMBER. (235,000 this month?!?)
My wishlist is empty for now b/c I have everything I need, but we have another Whistle Avenger who is about to use up his last spool, so if you want to pick a pretty color...
My wishlist is empty for now b/c I have everything I need, but we have another Whistle Avenger who is about to use up his last spool, so if you want to pick a pretty color...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Speaking of whistles, the group just passed 280,000 total shipped, which is a BANANAS NUMBER. (235,000 this month?!?)
My wishlist is empty for now b/c I have everything I need, but we have another Whistle Avenger who is about to use up his last spool, so if you want to pick a pretty color...
My wishlist is empty for now b/c I have everything I need, but we have another Whistle Avenger who is about to use up his last spool, so if you want to pick a pretty color...
one like and i’ll detail all my chronic illnesses thread
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
one like and i’ll detail all my chronic illnesses thread
chimichanga
delicious food with a wonderful sauce upon it
January 31, 2026 at 9:12 PM
chimichanga
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Did anyone’s parents learn to stop smoking from a magician and how did it go?
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Did anyone’s parents learn to stop smoking from a magician and how did it go?