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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
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i’m learning a lot about the trade war
April 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i’m learning a lot about the trade war
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that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997
March 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997
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hey so I'm looking down your list of elemental resistances and I just had a couple of notes. firstly, I didn't realize 'breast expansion' was an element. secondly, I didn't realize these went into negative numbers
March 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
hey so I'm looking down your list of elemental resistances and I just had a couple of notes. firstly, I didn't realize 'breast expansion' was an element. secondly, I didn't realize these went into negative numbers
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For real tho lmao
March 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For real tho lmao
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i love when the vibe of the entire nation is “extreme fear”. that’s really good
March 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i love when the vibe of the entire nation is “extreme fear”. that’s really good
JD "PON" Vance
March 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
JD "PON" Vance
Your suited friend: Been getting really into gay porn recently. You know, real guy on guy stuff
February 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Your suited friend: Been getting really into gay porn recently. You know, real guy on guy stuff
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Clowns... They're not PEOPLE people, right? Legally speaking?
February 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Clowns... They're not PEOPLE people, right? Legally speaking?
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“i used to do a lot of drugs. i still do, but i used to too”
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“i used to do a lot of drugs. i still do, but i used to too”
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physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
February 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
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If socialism and communism are SO bad, why not let them fail on their own instead of imposing crippling sanctions or coups? It isn’t out of concern for the citizens of those countries these are imposed…only the concerns of the wealthy elites of our own
And if you’ve read this far, fuck Zionism
And if you’ve read this far, fuck Zionism
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If socialism and communism are SO bad, why not let them fail on their own instead of imposing crippling sanctions or coups? It isn’t out of concern for the citizens of those countries these are imposed…only the concerns of the wealthy elites of our own
And if you’ve read this far, fuck Zionism
And if you’ve read this far, fuck Zionism
The stock market is really pretty tbh. It's a shame that it's gotta go
February 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The stock market is really pretty tbh. It's a shame that it's gotta go
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overshared a bit there huh
February 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
overshared a bit there huh
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[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.
January 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.
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Israeli occupation forces wreak havoc after raiding a home in the town of Beit Furik, east of Nablus.
January 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Israeli occupation forces wreak havoc after raiding a home in the town of Beit Furik, east of Nablus.
Computer, show me a picture of him positively gravid
January 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Computer, show me a picture of him positively gravid
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When you are at the "Who has the most Hitler Particles?" competition and SSmall Bu$ineSS Owner$ show up:
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 AM
When you are at the "Who has the most Hitler Particles?" competition and SSmall Bu$ineSS Owner$ show up: