Heck Awaits
@heckawaits.bsky.social
Judge Advocate, employment lawyer, best-selling author of Three Amigos fan fiction.
Kinda weird that Seattle is so out of the picture. Feels wrong.
Bovino: "I'm actually in West Virginia now undergoing training with several hundred border patrol agents, and you're gonna see us redeploy to it could be New York, it could be Chicago, it could be Charlotte."
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Kinda weird that Seattle is so out of the picture. Feels wrong.
I guess QAnon was right except for one, tiny, important detail.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I guess QAnon was right except for one, tiny, important detail.
Imagine you are a key witness in a Congressional investigation. The White House is openly threatening you. Senate Democrats promise to protect you. Who will you trust in this situation?
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Imagine you are a key witness in a Congressional investigation. The White House is openly threatening you. Senate Democrats promise to protect you. Who will you trust in this situation?
Just called both @murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov to tell them Schumer must go. No answer at Murray's office: Cantwell's aides seemed utterly unsurprised. The phones must be blowing up - keep at it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just called both @murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov to tell them Schumer must go. No answer at Murray's office: Cantwell's aides seemed utterly unsurprised. The phones must be blowing up - keep at it.
Congrats, @murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov. You are both old and in power for many more years, and there is nothing we in WA can do to punish you for caving. May You know that voting yes on a CR will ensure you are ridiculed as well as despised by WA Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Congrats, @murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov. You are both old and in power for many more years, and there is nothing we in WA can do to punish you for caving. May You know that voting yes on a CR will ensure you are ridiculed as well as despised by WA Dems.
Winning is great. Just realize that the Trumpists will see this as proof that fair elections must not happen.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Winning is great. Just realize that the Trumpists will see this as proof that fair elections must not happen.
Korea vs Japan in Physical: Asia was nuts. I just wanted the ssireum wrestler to stop messing with the judo dude. Like, man: his whole sport is about holding you down. Throw the weakest team member at him and save your biggest guys for the shoving matches.
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Korea vs Japan in Physical: Asia was nuts. I just wanted the ssireum wrestler to stop messing with the judo dude. Like, man: his whole sport is about holding you down. Throw the weakest team member at him and save your biggest guys for the shoving matches.
Why isn't there a restaurant where the only items are things sold at Cosco? It'd have menu items like "street tacos" that are straight from the freezer bins. We'd all know what we were getting and where it came from. The extra cost would be to put it on a nice plate and not having to do the dishes.
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why isn't there a restaurant where the only items are things sold at Cosco? It'd have menu items like "street tacos" that are straight from the freezer bins. We'd all know what we were getting and where it came from. The extra cost would be to put it on a nice plate and not having to do the dishes.
In all the conversations Democrats have about how to appeal to white men, has anyone considered that maybe the problem is white men? Liberal, multicultural, progressive politics is good. Country music is not.
October 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
In all the conversations Democrats have about how to appeal to white men, has anyone considered that maybe the problem is white men? Liberal, multicultural, progressive politics is good. Country music is not.
So many signs at the No Kings rally, and no one thought to make one that said, "The Only Good Orange King Used to be at 42nd and University." #Seattle
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So many signs at the No Kings rally, and no one thought to make one that said, "The Only Good Orange King Used to be at 42nd and University." #Seattle
The worst person on Earth got elected to the presidency for a second time, and every branch of government and 40% of the population are doing whatever they can to keep this going.
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The worst person on Earth got elected to the presidency for a second time, and every branch of government and 40% of the population are doing whatever they can to keep this going.
I generally don't comment when people write what we should do when MAGA is over, since I usually agree and don't want to nitpick, but my sense is that the information environment is task #1. We can't be free if billionaires own all the media.
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I generally don't comment when people write what we should do when MAGA is over, since I usually agree and don't want to nitpick, but my sense is that the information environment is task #1. We can't be free if billionaires own all the media.
I'm sure the issues will be resolved under a Democratic president.
Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."
October 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm sure the issues will be resolved under a Democratic president.
Stuff like this is why guys like Bob Chipman should not be lumped in with YouTube reactors. There is a serious difference in knowledge, analysis and approach.
As someone who (sort of) does the not-fascist version of this for a career, something I've realized is that a lot of these guys are genuine descendants of Andrew Breitbart and think moral/political allegory is just a rhetorical trick you can just do a parts-swap on and make it work just as well.
I can't believe this is real
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Stuff like this is why guys like Bob Chipman should not be lumped in with YouTube reactors. There is a serious difference in knowledge, analysis and approach.
I'm only a few pages into Piranesi, but so far it's beautiful, imaginative, tense, engrossing, and pretty much perfect. This is, I guess, what it looks like when someone works on their manuscript for 10 years.
September 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm only a few pages into Piranesi, but so far it's beautiful, imaginative, tense, engrossing, and pretty much perfect. This is, I guess, what it looks like when someone works on their manuscript for 10 years.
Dylan Roof.
Proud Boys.
3 Percenters.
Oathkeepers.
Nichols/McVeigh.
Vance Boelter.
Desmond Holly.
January 6.
Patrick Crusius.
Charlottesville.
Abortion-clinic bombings.
CDC shooting.
Boogaloo murders.
FEAR.
Pittsburgh Tree of Life
Patriot Prayer
Proud Boys.
3 Percenters.
Oathkeepers.
Nichols/McVeigh.
Vance Boelter.
Desmond Holly.
January 6.
Patrick Crusius.
Charlottesville.
Abortion-clinic bombings.
CDC shooting.
Boogaloo murders.
FEAR.
Pittsburgh Tree of Life
Patriot Prayer
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dylan Roof.
Proud Boys.
3 Percenters.
Oathkeepers.
Nichols/McVeigh.
Vance Boelter.
Desmond Holly.
January 6.
Patrick Crusius.
Charlottesville.
Abortion-clinic bombings.
CDC shooting.
Boogaloo murders.
FEAR.
Pittsburgh Tree of Life
Patriot Prayer
Proud Boys.
3 Percenters.
Oathkeepers.
Nichols/McVeigh.
Vance Boelter.
Desmond Holly.
January 6.
Patrick Crusius.
Charlottesville.
Abortion-clinic bombings.
CDC shooting.
Boogaloo murders.
FEAR.
Pittsburgh Tree of Life
Patriot Prayer
People filled swimming pools with concrete rather than share them with minorities.
Empires decline all the time, for all kinds of reasons, but our present moment will be remembered in history books for the sheer volume of *voluntary & pointless self-imposed damage*. We're systematically dismantling what made us great, for no reason! Genuinely, with no rationale! It's wild.
September 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
People filled swimming pools with concrete rather than share them with minorities.
I really want those under the age of 40 to understand how wild it is to see who Bill Kristol turned into in his old age.
It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I really want those under the age of 40 to understand how wild it is to see who Bill Kristol turned into in his old age.
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
It still kills me that in his confirmation hearing, no one asked for an example of a war crime he thinks troops should be able to commit.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It still kills me that in his confirmation hearing, no one asked for an example of a war crime he thinks troops should be able to commit.
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Why do the Ninja turtles wear masks? Who is going to look at a huge walking turtle and think, "Man, I can't tell if that's Donatello or just some regular walking turtle"?
August 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why do the Ninja turtles wear masks? Who is going to look at a huge walking turtle and think, "Man, I can't tell if that's Donatello or just some regular walking turtle"?
Just saw three dudes on the ferry in Seahawks jerseys, with mirrorshades, sporting mullets, scraggly beards, extra pounds around the middle, and one with a trucker-hat that read, "I ❤️ Tittes & Beer." I now fully understand why American girls are into Korean boys.
August 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just saw three dudes on the ferry in Seahawks jerseys, with mirrorshades, sporting mullets, scraggly beards, extra pounds around the middle, and one with a trucker-hat that read, "I ❤️ Tittes & Beer." I now fully understand why American girls are into Korean boys.
Do counter-revolutions count as revolutions? Anybody around to tell me how those usually turn out?
Rollins: “I do believe we're in a revolution. 1776 was the first one. 1863 or so, with Abraham Lincoln, was the second. This is the third with Donald Trump leading the way.”
August 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Do counter-revolutions count as revolutions? Anybody around to tell me how those usually turn out?
Everybody is mad about how Democrats talk, and all for different reasons, only because being a Democrat is impossible. You have no dedicated media, lefties eat their own, and American voters are morons. There ARE no words that satisfy the base and regular voters, because their hatred is mutual.
August 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Everybody is mad about how Democrats talk, and all for different reasons, only because being a Democrat is impossible. You have no dedicated media, lefties eat their own, and American voters are morons. There ARE no words that satisfy the base and regular voters, because their hatred is mutual.