Paul Giamuad'dib
@heavyjob.bsky.social
An enchanted bottle of liquor that never runs out but it's milort
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
An enchanted bottle of liquor that never runs out but it's milort
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introduce yourself with four spaceships
January 1, 2024 at 1:19 AM
introduce yourself with four spaceships
dick van dyke is flashing red and his animation speed has changed
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
dick van dyke is flashing red and his animation speed has changed
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Oh! Getting a phone call from my manager at Gersh. Cool. I wonder if they want to congratulate me on my recent interview with an infamous booger eating nazi. I'll pick this up now, starting the call off with my signature optimistic hello.
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh! Getting a phone call from my manager at Gersh. Cool. I wonder if they want to congratulate me on my recent interview with an infamous booger eating nazi. I'll pick this up now, starting the call off with my signature optimistic hello.
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
*Sarek voice* My wife
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*Sarek voice* My wife
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Sterilizing the last stick my dog brought home from her last walk so I can keep it inside
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Sterilizing the last stick my dog brought home from her last walk so I can keep it inside
They should arrest Dracula
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They should arrest Dracula
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smurf removal service near me
humane smurf traps
go away smurfs
i hate them sso much
inhumane smurf traps
smurf pesticides
humane smurf traps
go away smurfs
i hate them sso much
inhumane smurf traps
smurf pesticides
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
smurf removal service near me
humane smurf traps
go away smurfs
i hate them sso much
inhumane smurf traps
smurf pesticides
humane smurf traps
go away smurfs
i hate them sso much
inhumane smurf traps
smurf pesticides
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(floating 6 inches off ground in lotus position, holding up 2 fingers) sync onedrive to desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
(floating 6 inches off ground in lotus position, holding up 2 fingers) sync onedrive to desktop
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
All the babes at this party love to talk about The Sopranos
October 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
All the babes at this party love to talk about The Sopranos
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No one knows what a decentralized protocol is. It sounds like something Tom Cruise and the IMF is worried will end the world. But you know what's not an impossible mission. Banning the account of the pilot fish for the gross breaking wave of transphobia washing over earth
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No one knows what a decentralized protocol is. It sounds like something Tom Cruise and the IMF is worried will end the world. But you know what's not an impossible mission. Banning the account of the pilot fish for the gross breaking wave of transphobia washing over earth
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No one gives a shit what a decentralized protocol is. Nor does anyone care. Something people do care about is Josef Goebbels having an account on a social media site.
October 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No one gives a shit what a decentralized protocol is. Nor does anyone care. Something people do care about is Josef Goebbels having an account on a social media site.
AI actress Tilly Norwood found dead in Cyber Miami
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
AI actress Tilly Norwood found dead in Cyber Miami
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You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
Aahhhh Canadian Club, you truly are the least amount of money by volume in the whiskey section
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Aahhhh Canadian Club, you truly are the least amount of money by volume in the whiskey section
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cardi b (cardassian boy)
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
cardi b (cardassian boy)
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oops I forgot it’s time to smoke the weed
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
oops I forgot it’s time to smoke the weed
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I think it says a lot about that insane AI podcast startup that by far the best content in their audio library is the sound of a chimp laughing and the sound of somebody farting, and neither of those are AI.
September 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think it says a lot about that insane AI podcast startup that by far the best content in their audio library is the sound of a chimp laughing and the sound of somebody farting, and neither of those are AI.