Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there.
March 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there.
Bruno took Roy Keane’s criticism personally
March 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bruno took Roy Keane’s criticism personally
Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish.
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish.
I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gary Neville.
March 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gary Neville.
Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life.
March 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life.
At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social
Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases.
Stupid from Antony.
February 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases.
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Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith
February 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith
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Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee.
February 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee.
They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest.
February 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest.
David Moyes looks like an unwrapped Egyptian mummy.
February 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
David Moyes looks like an unwrapped Egyptian mummy.
I have been working in Scotland for nearly a year and have only just discovered Buttery Singles (40p each from Tescos). Sensational scenes.
February 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have been working in Scotland for nearly a year and have only just discovered Buttery Singles (40p each from Tescos). Sensational scenes.
When you’re playing City at 12:15 but starring in the season premiere of The Only Way is Essex at 8.
February 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
When you’re playing City at 12:15 but starring in the season premiere of The Only Way is Essex at 8.
Is the Shaw injury from a reliable source? I initially presumed it was a wind up…
February 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Is the Shaw injury from a reliable source? I initially presumed it was a wind up…
My mate said Rashford looks like me on Day 4 of Glastonbury… I reckon I look in better nick tbf.
February 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
My mate said Rashford looks like me on Day 4 of Glastonbury… I reckon I look in better nick tbf.
How is Bernardo Silva not getting sent off there?
February 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
How is Bernardo Silva not getting sent off there?
I’m eating a lot of Holiday Inn breakfasts at the moment and let me tell you, an unholy amount of the general public remain fucking des-gus-tang eaters.
February 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’m eating a lot of Holiday Inn breakfasts at the moment and let me tell you, an unholy amount of the general public remain fucking des-gus-tang eaters.
United socials just as surprised as we are💥
January 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
United socials just as surprised as we are💥
Much as I typically can’t stand the sight of Luke Shaw, he’d make a great LWB if he can stay fit and keeps off the gravy and donuts.
January 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Much as I typically can’t stand the sight of Luke Shaw, he’d make a great LWB if he can stay fit and keeps off the gravy and donuts.
Watching United🔴⚪️⚫️ (sound on)
January 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Watching United🔴⚪️⚫️ (sound on)
Big coat and sunnies day🥶☀️ The very best of winter days. Make good use.
January 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Big coat and sunnies day🥶☀️ The very best of winter days. Make good use.
