Average. You?

It’s like his brain is malfunctioning

Mad how many restraining orders you’ve had to take out on that crazy bitch.

That’s the look I was going for

I’ll see you in the crisps aisle👊🏼

Have you got a favourite equation? If push came to shove I’m going with 7x7=49.

Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith

I would freeze to death

I don’t go to Morrisons so I don’t really say it.

This is like alley and ginnel all over again.

Yer what? What do you call it?

Everyone calls it Sainos around here, where it matters.

Are all your mates just out of shot?

Not a bad podium 🥇🥈🥉