Jono
@jontranslates.bsky.social
Translator, failing cricketer, acknowledgement without breaking stride. #mufc
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Jono
@jontranslates.bsky.social
· Sep 29
#WhenTaken #580 (29.09.2025)
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍2.2 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍244 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇190/200
3️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈152/200
4️⃣📍35.7 m - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇179/200
5️⃣📍65.8 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇194/200
Not sure i will ever achieve anything more notably brilliant than this
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍2.2 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍244 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇190/200
3️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈152/200
4️⃣📍35.7 m - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇179/200
5️⃣📍65.8 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇194/200
Not sure i will ever achieve anything more notably brilliant than this
Finally watched Oppenheimer in full. Very long isn’t it?
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Finally watched Oppenheimer in full. Very long isn’t it?
@barcajim3.bsky.social just want to make sure you saw my breakfast in Liverpool the other day
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@barcajim3.bsky.social just want to make sure you saw my breakfast in Liverpool the other day
Mind when Charlie Kirk got shot in the skull? Good times
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mind when Charlie Kirk got shot in the skull? Good times
Poured by Luis Aragones
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Poured by Luis Aragones
Haven’t seen a Parrott this influential since Iago had the ear of Jafar
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Haven’t seen a Parrott this influential since Iago had the ear of Jafar
NEVER in doubt.
Playoff time!
Playoff time!
Rory to repeat his Irish Open trick here? 👀
Gonna get a good read off N-P’s putt…
Gonna get a good read off N-P’s putt…
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
NEVER in doubt.
Playoff time!
Playoff time!
Rory to repeat his Irish Open trick here? 👀
Gonna get a good read off N-P’s putt…
Gonna get a good read off N-P’s putt…
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Rory to repeat his Irish Open trick here? 👀
Gonna get a good read off N-P’s putt…
Gonna get a good read off N-P’s putt…
Haotong Li making it look easy in Dubai
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Haotong Li making it look easy in Dubai
Fair play to the tiny principality for keeping it to 0-0 versus Liechtenstein after 45 mins 🏴
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Fair play to the tiny principality for keeping it to 0-0 versus Liechtenstein after 45 mins 🏴
Just had a work contact tell me their article for translation contains a quote translated into German from an original English source (v helpful) and then suggest a translation of the headline (get fucked you overreaching, meddling, disparaging pedantic little know-it-all cunt)
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Just had a work contact tell me their article for translation contains a quote translated into German from an original English source (v helpful) and then suggest a translation of the headline (get fucked you overreaching, meddling, disparaging pedantic little know-it-all cunt)
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Liverpool need to play Wirtz where he’s most effective: against Greuther Furth and Wurzburger Kickers
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Liverpool need to play Wirtz where he’s most effective: against Greuther Furth and Wurzburger Kickers
Gonna be some FEWM off that one. Get in Casamigos
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Gonna be some FEWM off that one. Get in Casamigos
God I would love to beat those picket crossing bastards tomorrow
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
God I would love to beat those picket crossing bastards tomorrow
Dermot Desmond’s hatchet job on Rodgers is well deserved but let’s not pretend he’s not out to save his own arse as well. Gobshite
Both sides acting to serve their own interests and it’s the team and supporters who suffer.
Both sides acting to serve their own interests and it’s the team and supporters who suffer.
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Dermot Desmond’s hatchet job on Rodgers is well deserved but let’s not pretend he’s not out to save his own arse as well. Gobshite
Both sides acting to serve their own interests and it’s the team and supporters who suffer.
Both sides acting to serve their own interests and it’s the team and supporters who suffer.
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I see Jonathan Wilson hasn’t written about United for 3 weeks 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I see Jonathan Wilson hasn’t written about United for 3 weeks 🤔
The finish is diabolical hahahaha
It’s 34 years since Brian McClair scored one of the most appalling goals in English football history.
You can keep your Tiki Taka. This is the Beautiful Game at its finest.
You can keep your Tiki Taka. This is the Beautiful Game at its finest.
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The finish is diabolical hahahaha
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Watchable highlights, listenable podcasts, positives outweighing any negatives. Feel so spoiled.
October 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Watchable highlights, listenable podcasts, positives outweighing any negatives. Feel so spoiled.
@chuparos.bsky.social you did the “blissful week of football podcasts” post didn’t you? I can’t find it but it’s just perfect, and wanted to say.
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
@chuparos.bsky.social you did the “blissful week of football podcasts” post didn’t you? I can’t find it but it’s just perfect, and wanted to say.
Limbs in the Sunlun away end!
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Limbs in the Sunlun away end!
Would love to know how the officials found 5 minutes on top of the 8 on the board there. Embarrassing carry on.
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Would love to know how the officials found 5 minutes on top of the 8 on the board there. Embarrassing carry on.
Furious at sensible past Jon in wedding saving mode getting rid of TNT Sports robbing me of this hate watch
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Furious at sensible past Jon in wedding saving mode getting rid of TNT Sports robbing me of this hate watch
You see why? Because I know they’ve got some bad nonsense in store.
Good result and enjoyable performance in many ways but we have to kill that game.
Cunha and Mbeumo are seriously legit.
Onto the next one 👍🏼
Good result and enjoyable performance in many ways but we have to kill that game.
Cunha and Mbeumo are seriously legit.
Onto the next one 👍🏼
I’m saying nothing until FT.
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You see why? Because I know they’ve got some bad nonsense in store.
Good result and enjoyable performance in many ways but we have to kill that game.
Cunha and Mbeumo are seriously legit.
Onto the next one 👍🏼
Good result and enjoyable performance in many ways but we have to kill that game.
Cunha and Mbeumo are seriously legit.
Onto the next one 👍🏼
I’m saying nothing until FT.
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m saying nothing until FT.
Funny what happens when you attack at Anfield @arteta
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Funny what happens when you attack at Anfield @arteta