Jono
@jontranslates.bsky.social
Translator, failing cricketer, acknowledgement without breaking stride. #mufc
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Jono
@jontranslates.bsky.social
· Sep 29
#WhenTaken #580 (29.09.2025)
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍2.2 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍244 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇190/200
3️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈152/200
4️⃣📍35.7 m - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇179/200
5️⃣📍65.8 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇194/200
Not sure i will ever achieve anything more notably brilliant than this
I scored 912/1000👑
1️⃣📍2.2 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍244 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇190/200
3️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈152/200
4️⃣📍35.7 m - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇179/200
5️⃣📍65.8 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇194/200
Not sure i will ever achieve anything more notably brilliant than this
Seeing Nigel and the lads tonight. Buzzing.
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Seeing Nigel and the lads tonight. Buzzing.
Teams is down. The revolution is here.
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Teams is down. The revolution is here.
Just finished this - enjoyable, incredibly detailed read on an Irish hero (no slander will be tolerated).
What a bitter old cunt “Dev” was.
What a bitter old cunt “Dev” was.
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Just finished this - enjoyable, incredibly detailed read on an Irish hero (no slander will be tolerated).
What a bitter old cunt “Dev” was.
What a bitter old cunt “Dev” was.
Precisely this
If we beat Fulham next week, in relative comfort, the talk around Carrick will begin to have some substance. He’s had two great results - but in games that suited the way he’s set us up. Next week, the onus is on us to take the initiative. Exactly the kind of game we’ve struggled in for a long time.
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Precisely this
This is Manchester United we are talking about 👍🏼
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
This is Manchester United we are talking about 👍🏼
Hope you’re all ready for 8 mins added on here
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hope you’re all ready for 8 mins added on here
Finished S2 of “A Thousand Blows” last night. The two series map quite well onto Liverpool last season and this season. Serious drop off.
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Finished S2 of “A Thousand Blows” last night. The two series map quite well onto Liverpool last season and this season. Serious drop off.
Dry January week 3: making stock at 10pm on a Saturday.
I used to be fun.
I used to be fun.
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Dry January week 3: making stock at 10pm on a Saturday.
I used to be fun.
I used to be fun.
Reposted by Jono
People saying Diaz missed the penalty on purpose may be on to something, but wouldn’t it have been even funnier had he agreed with the Senegalese lads to miss it only to rifle it past Mendy into the top corner?
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
People saying Diaz missed the penalty on purpose may be on to something, but wouldn’t it have been even funnier had he agreed with the Senegalese lads to miss it only to rifle it past Mendy into the top corner?
Sidebar: I scored a Panenka in a penalty shootout semi final once. I was playing in goal. Kept the gloves on ofc
Cannot believe he tried the panenka. What has just happened? Incredible. And justice served!
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Sidebar: I scored a Panenka in a penalty shootout semi final once. I was playing in goal. Kept the gloves on ofc
Cannot believe he tried the panenka. What has just happened? Incredible. And justice served!
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Cannot believe he tried the panenka. What has just happened? Incredible. And justice served!
Yesterday was an awakening for me. Maybe there is such a thing as cultural fit and yes… “DNA”… for football clubs.
Amorim could learn from his OT experience and become a formidable coach. But maybe he was just never right for what United stands for.
Amorim could learn from his OT experience and become a formidable coach. But maybe he was just never right for what United stands for.
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Yesterday was an awakening for me. Maybe there is such a thing as cultural fit and yes… “DNA”… for football clubs.
Amorim could learn from his OT experience and become a formidable coach. But maybe he was just never right for what United stands for.
Amorim could learn from his OT experience and become a formidable coach. But maybe he was just never right for what United stands for.
Annoyed me that has. 3-0 is the least we deserve here.
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Annoyed me that has. 3-0 is the least we deserve here.
How was that offside? Just never looked in front at all
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
How was that offside? Just never looked in front at all
Ake just allowed to shove Mbeumo in the back every aerial ball and nothing done
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Ake just allowed to shove Mbeumo in the back every aerial ball and nothing done
Two obvious fouls on Dorgu by that cosmonaut. Taylor vote Reform?
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Two obvious fouls on Dorgu by that cosmonaut. Taylor vote Reform?
Nooooooooo he’s not off surely
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Nooooooooo he’s not off surely
Reposted by Jono
Taylor’s bottled the foul on Dorgu because of its proximity to the area. Then he books Shaw. Weak refereeing
January 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Taylor’s bottled the foul on Dorgu because of its proximity to the area. Then he books Shaw. Weak refereeing
Oh just fuck off Dalot. He’s so shit.
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Oh just fuck off Dalot. He’s so shit.
How’s he missed that the useless wanker
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 PM
How’s he missed that the useless wanker
Team leaks as soon as SOMEONE is back in the XI
January 17, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Team leaks as soon as SOMEONE is back in the XI