Jono
@jontranslates.bsky.social
Translator, failing cricketer, acknowledgement without breaking stride. #mufc
@barcajim3.bsky.social just want to make sure you saw my breakfast in Liverpool the other day
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@barcajim3.bsky.social just want to make sure you saw my breakfast in Liverpool the other day
Never. In. Doubt.
UTFR
UTFR
September 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Never. In. Doubt.
UTFR
UTFR
And I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse!
September 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
And I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse!
Give me tickets in the Open ballot
August 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Give me tickets in the Open ballot
It was bad…
…but not for you
…but not for you
August 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It was bad…
…but not for you
…but not for you
I see you and I raise you
August 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I see you and I raise you
Oh great we’ve got a sinkhole on our street and the council turn up 4.5 hours later and the first thing they do is wreck their van ffs
August 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh great we’ve got a sinkhole on our street and the council turn up 4.5 hours later and the first thing they do is wreck their van ffs
One of the final “firsts” I’ll need to face - 42 years ago, Deirdre Murray agreed, in essence, to become my mum. I’ll remember her forever more ❤️
July 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
One of the final “firsts” I’ll need to face - 42 years ago, Deirdre Murray agreed, in essence, to become my mum. I’ll remember her forever more ❤️
What a pleasure that was for about 25% of the day 😂
July 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What a pleasure that was for about 25% of the day 😂
Anyway this is where I retired. Just beautiful. Lovely club and lovely people.
July 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Anyway this is where I retired. Just beautiful. Lovely club and lovely people.
Standout tune on an exceptional record
June 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Standout tune on an exceptional record
I suppose there’s some comfort to be taken in the fact that he hasn’t been released by his club and left on the scrapheap as a fading force and pale imitation of his peak powers, making sporadic appearances on the big stage every now and then
May 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I suppose there’s some comfort to be taken in the fact that he hasn’t been released by his club and left on the scrapheap as a fading force and pale imitation of his peak powers, making sporadic appearances on the big stage every now and then
City lose, Pep’s bald and I’ve cooked lasagne - aboshhhhh
May 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
City lose, Pep’s bald and I’ve cooked lasagne - aboshhhhh
Early start today flying home but managed to drag myself into town for a little cake, of sorts, and a lovely drink just how I like it. 36 ain’t so bad. At least that’s what I’m telling myself!
May 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Early start today flying home but managed to drag myself into town for a little cake, of sorts, and a lovely drink just how I like it. 36 ain’t so bad. At least that’s what I’m telling myself!
Just having yer ma for dessert
May 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just having yer ma for dessert
Right well I’ve held off long enough today
May 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Right well I’ve held off long enough today
Fairly flown through this - just incredible storytelling
May 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Fairly flown through this - just incredible storytelling
United can’t ruin this
May 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
United can’t ruin this