Sam
@he11fire217.bsky.social
If you choose to follow me, brace yourself for premium dog content, obscure pop culture references, and lots and lots of sarcasm.
If Oliver was a dog
“Please, suh, may I have some gyro?”
“Please, suh, may I have some gyro?”
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
If Oliver was a dog
“Please, suh, may I have some gyro?”
“Please, suh, may I have some gyro?”
Diego is giving it everything he’s got, but I don’t know if it’s gonna be enough #UFC325
a woman wearing a hat and a tank top has the word ragr on her chest
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February 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Diego is giving it everything he’s got, but I don’t know if it’s gonna be enough #UFC325
I asked Volk to cook me a steak, and #UFC325
a man and a woman standing next to each other with the caption he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich ..
ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the caption he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich ..
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February 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I asked Volk to cook me a steak, and #UFC325
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This tribute is so touching, to me
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
This tribute is so touching, to me
Starting #AEWCollision with Darby vs Clark Connors. The new guy can go!
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Starting #AEWCollision with Darby vs Clark Connors. The new guy can go!
Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds / See a lot up there, but don’t be scared, who needs action when you got words
Many a hands began to scan around for the next plateau / Some say it was Greenland, some say Mexico
Many a hands began to scan around for the next plateau / Some say it was Greenland, some say Mexico
a man in a gap sweatshirt is playing an acoustic guitar on a stage .
ALT: a man in a gap sweatshirt is playing an acoustic guitar on a stage .
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January 31, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop and an illustrated book about birds / See a lot up there, but don’t be scared, who needs action when you got words
Many a hands began to scan around for the next plateau / Some say it was Greenland, some say Mexico
Many a hands began to scan around for the next plateau / Some say it was Greenland, some say Mexico
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This is the vibe I’m going for
Khruangbin - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
This is the vibe I’m going for
I will ruin your entire night
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I will ruin your entire night
Losing Catherine O’Hara is a huge blow to people who love comedy, and therefore the world at large. Humor heals (or at least takes the sting off of) our traumas.
One of the biggest compliments that I can give another person is “you’re really funny”, and she was hilarious #RIP
One of the biggest compliments that I can give another person is “you’re really funny”, and she was hilarious #RIP
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Losing Catherine O’Hara is a huge blow to people who love comedy, and therefore the world at large. Humor heals (or at least takes the sting off of) our traumas.
One of the biggest compliments that I can give another person is “you’re really funny”, and she was hilarious #RIP
One of the biggest compliments that I can give another person is “you’re really funny”, and she was hilarious #RIP
The Pitt is so good. The characters have nuance, the stories are interesting, I just love it so much #ThePitt
a woman with glasses and a stethoscope around her neck is smiling and says i 'm so happy to be here
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January 30, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The Pitt is so good. The characters have nuance, the stories are interesting, I just love it so much #ThePitt
She was definitely ahead of her time, but Goonies never say die. Eventually people will catch up
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
She was definitely ahead of her time, but Goonies never say die. Eventually people will catch up
Starting #AEWDynamite, and we’re leading with Omega v Romero? No intro, no “it’s Wednesday, and you know what that means”?
a south park cartoon character says we all have to start taking this very seriously
ALT: a south park cartoon character says we all have to start taking this very seriously
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January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Starting #AEWDynamite, and we’re leading with Omega v Romero? No intro, no “it’s Wednesday, and you know what that means”?
Was not expecting that last bullet point.
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Was not expecting that last bullet point.
As an OG Wii owner, I’m proud to say that I have never heard that crash noise before right now
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
As an OG Wii owner, I’m proud to say that I have never heard that crash noise before right now
Bovino is their fall guy
a man in a suit and tie is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush
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January 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Bovino is their fall guy
I tried to be socially responsible and use a (new) small, local business for an appliance repair. It was a disaster. Got ghosted twice, and when he finally returned my call I got lame excuses. So, after 3 weeks without a washing machine, we’re back to square one. Those are the risks, I guess. 😡
two women are washing clothes in a river with a bridge in the background
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January 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I tried to be socially responsible and use a (new) small, local business for an appliance repair. It was a disaster. Got ghosted twice, and when he finally returned my call I got lame excuses. So, after 3 weeks without a washing machine, we’re back to square one. Those are the risks, I guess. 😡
Met a cool dog named Molly today. Her human came in the other day and left her in the truck (he didn’t know we are pet friendly), but this time she came with. She loves to shop with her human, and when he stops to look at something she lays down quietly at his feet.
January 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Met a cool dog named Molly today. Her human came in the other day and left her in the truck (he didn’t know we are pet friendly), but this time she came with. She loves to shop with her human, and when he stops to look at something she lays down quietly at his feet.
I’ve seen 3 posts today about people craving cheeseburgers. I declare BlueSky a success 🍔
two men are standing next to each other with the words it works written on the screen behind them .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words it works written on the screen behind them .
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January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’ve seen 3 posts today about people craving cheeseburgers. I declare BlueSky a success 🍔
So the same crowd who have been chanting “USA, USA” all night are now rooting for our oppressors? Read a history book ffs #UFC324
a man holding a lantern with the words the british are coming
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January 25, 2026 at 4:50 AM
So the same crowd who have been chanting “USA, USA” all night are now rooting for our oppressors? Read a history book ffs #UFC324