Sam
@he11fire217.bsky.social
If you choose to follow me, brace yourself for premium dog content, obscure pop culture references, and lots and lots of sarcasm.
Eat food prepared by your underling. Wipe face on furniture. Check yard for intruders. This is the way of the samurai
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Eat food prepared by your underling. Wipe face on furniture. Check yard for intruders. This is the way of the samurai
Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever a spider can
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever a spider can
🤘🏻 rock and roll drive thru
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🤘🏻 rock and roll drive thru