Sam
@he11fire217.bsky.social
If you choose to follow me, brace yourself for premium dog content, obscure pop culture references, and lots and lots of sarcasm.
You better knock it off, lady
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
You better knock it off, lady
She may be lookin’ a little scruffy, but she still cute
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
She may be lookin’ a little scruffy, but she still cute
She’s turning into Stripe, and Christmas is right around the corner 😱
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
She’s turning into Stripe, and Christmas is right around the corner 😱
Hell yeah. I’ll go hungry before Bernie does. Luckily, we’re not at that stage of economic collapse yet, but I’ll buy store brand goods for myself before I do it for her. She’s always gonna get the brand name stuff
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hell yeah. I’ll go hungry before Bernie does. Luckily, we’re not at that stage of economic collapse yet, but I’ll buy store brand goods for myself before I do it for her. She’s always gonna get the brand name stuff
Eat food prepared by your underling. Wipe face on furniture. Check yard for intruders. This is the way of the samurai
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Eat food prepared by your underling. Wipe face on furniture. Check yard for intruders. This is the way of the samurai
Gotta love Grandma’s (my Mom) house on Thanksgiving. Good lord, woman, we could feed a small army with just the sides
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gotta love Grandma’s (my Mom) house on Thanksgiving. Good lord, woman, we could feed a small army with just the sides
What can I say? I have a weakness for dogs with eyebrows
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
What can I say? I have a weakness for dogs with eyebrows
Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever a spider can
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever a spider can
Her tummy was a little better today; she’s eating and drinking, and didn’t have any accidents while I was at work. Hopefully, we’re done with the puppy pads for now
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Her tummy was a little better today; she’s eating and drinking, and didn’t have any accidents while I was at work. Hopefully, we’re done with the puppy pads for now
Was that a Darkman reference, Darby?? #AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Was that a Darkman reference, Darby?? #AEWFullGear
Kerry Bishé too. This is a lot of hotness for a show about the birth of the internet
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Kerry Bishé too. This is a lot of hotness for a show about the birth of the internet
New high score on NES Tetris!
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
New high score on NES Tetris!
We’re watching the leaves fall and barking at squirrels
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We’re watching the leaves fall and barking at squirrels
She made a new friend, and was outside with me the whole time we were chopping up that tree, so she is so tired that she invented a new sleep position
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
She made a new friend, and was outside with me the whole time we were chopping up that tree, so she is so tired that she invented a new sleep position
Hard day, but progress was made. Anybody need some fire wood? Hmu
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hard day, but progress was made. Anybody need some fire wood? Hmu
This mf is everywhere!
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This mf is everywhere!
Show us them dogs, son
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Show us them dogs, son
Got damn. Respectfully, of course #AEWCollision
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Got damn. Respectfully, of course #AEWCollision
That’s Bernie’s favorite episode of MST3K, Gonz!
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That’s Bernie’s favorite episode of MST3K, Gonz!
WARNING: car rides and pup cups may lead to asleepiness
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
WARNING: car rides and pup cups may lead to asleepiness