James
@hazeyjam.bsky.social
Dorky 30 y/o Engineer
🌱🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Shropshire 🇬🇧
🌱🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Shropshire 🇬🇧
Pinned
James
@hazeyjam.bsky.social
· Dec 24
Mental health helplines
Find contact details for mental health helplines. Learn how these services could help if you are struggling.
www.mind.org.uk
Whilst Christmas should be a time for joy and celebration, for some, it can be the hardest time of year. I’m pinning a directory of mental health helplines for any UK folk who need some more support this Christmas.
Trips of the UK 2026
1. Poundbury, Dorchester & Cerne Abbas
1. Poundbury, Dorchester & Cerne Abbas
January 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Trips of the UK 2026
1. Poundbury, Dorchester & Cerne Abbas
1. Poundbury, Dorchester & Cerne Abbas
New Premier Inn mood lighting?
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
New Premier Inn mood lighting?
Reposted by James
FTSE 100 CEOs earn more than average worker’s yearly pay by noon on 6 January
FTSE 100 CEOs earn more than average worker’s yearly pay by noon on 6 January
High Pay Centre calculates bosses will pass milestone on third working day of 2026 with median pay of £1,353 an hour
The bosses of FTSE 100 companies will have made more money in 2026 before midday on Tuesday than the average worker will all year, according to figures laying bare the yawning income gap.
Median annual pay for FTSE 100 chief executives is £4.4m, the High Pay Centre thinktank calculated, 113 times higher than the £39,039 earned by the median full-time worker. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
FTSE 100 CEOs earn more than average worker’s yearly pay by noon on 6 January
do you ever just sit there and remember that we can always see our nose? like you forget your brain is always trying to cancel it out? just me?
a gorilla is holding a yellow pepper in its hand and eating it .
Alt: Gorilla looks shocked when eating an orange
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
do you ever just sit there and remember that we can always see our nose? like you forget your brain is always trying to cancel it out? just me?
Burnt my arm :( who’s going to kiss it better? :(
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Burnt my arm :( who’s going to kiss it better? :(
Couldn’t be bothered to wash my rice this evening. Sue me
a man in a red shirt is standing on a balcony with the words i 've done it now below him
Alt: Gay, Louis Spence, climbing down a fire escape saying ‘I’ve done it now. It’s too bleedin’ late. What are they gonna do? Whats gonna happen? Gonna shoot me? I doubt it. They’d have to catch me first. I’m like a whippet’
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Couldn’t be bothered to wash my rice this evening. Sue me
work tomorrow after 12 days off
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
work tomorrow after 12 days off
It was snowing heavily earlier and there were still 4 cars parked at the local dogging spot. Fair play to them. That’s some commitment 🥶
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It was snowing heavily earlier and there were still 4 cars parked at the local dogging spot. Fair play to them. That’s some commitment 🥶
Happy birthday to my chaotic Nan (88 today 🎂)
The first time she met my ex she chucked vodka in his eyes 💅🏻 Turns out she was a good judge of character! Happy birthday bitch ❤️
The first time she met my ex she chucked vodka in his eyes 💅🏻 Turns out she was a good judge of character! Happy birthday bitch ❤️
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Happy birthday to my chaotic Nan (88 today 🎂)
The first time she met my ex she chucked vodka in his eyes 💅🏻 Turns out she was a good judge of character! Happy birthday bitch ❤️
The first time she met my ex she chucked vodka in his eyes 💅🏻 Turns out she was a good judge of character! Happy birthday bitch ❤️
Do I win a prize if I can cross off 18?
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Do I win a prize if I can cross off 18?
Reposted by James
If I’m honest, I expected better from the FIFA Peace Prize winner.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
If I’m honest, I expected better from the FIFA Peace Prize winner.
Europe, and more specifically Greenland & Denmark, needs to be watching the events in Venezuela very closely. The international rule book hasn’t existed for some time now. The orange blob will only get worse the more he realises his actions have zero consequences for the US.
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Europe, and more specifically Greenland & Denmark, needs to be watching the events in Venezuela very closely. The international rule book hasn’t existed for some time now. The orange blob will only get worse the more he realises his actions have zero consequences for the US.
My friends when they’re on a night out with me :(
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
My friends when they’re on a night out with me :(
When I tell people I’m ‘Naked XL’, this is what I mean
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 AM
When I tell people I’m ‘Naked XL’, this is what I mean
Here are some totally unrelated figures…
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Here are some totally unrelated figures…
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I’m a twink.
Hello, I’m a twink.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I changed the heating element on the oven without turning it off at the fuse box 🥲
Hello, I changed the heating element on the oven without turning it off at the fuse box 🥲
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I'm alcohol and drug addiction ✌🏻
Hello, I'm alcohol and drug addiction ✌🏻
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I’m a twink.
Hello, I’m a twink.
2 nights in a row I’ve had sex dreams involving girls 😮💨 You’d better post some good FCF today to balance out the bi
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
2 nights in a row I’ve had sex dreams involving girls 😮💨 You’d better post some good FCF today to balance out the bi
Muting #thetraitors because tonight I have a date with a hockey player
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Muting #thetraitors because tonight I have a date with a hockey player
therapist: why are you depressed
23 weeks until the nights start drawing in
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
therapist: why are you depressed
Alison Hammond voiceover at the London fireworks. 2026 is good so far
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Alison Hammond voiceover at the London fireworks. 2026 is good so far
Happy New Year fruity skeeters! 🥳🎉🎆
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Happy New Year fruity skeeters! 🥳🎉🎆
Lots of fireworks prematurely ejaculating
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Lots of fireworks prematurely ejaculating
In 2025 I saw quite a few of your poles and holes (both on and off Bluesky). It has been a fabulous year and long may it continue
leonardo dicaprio is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and smiling with the words yasssss written below him
ALT: leonardo dicaprio is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and smiling with the words yasssss written below him
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In 2025 I saw quite a few of your poles and holes (both on and off Bluesky). It has been a fabulous year and long may it continue
2026 summary:
- Sold my house to my ex and bought a lovely house in the countryside
- Made lots of amazing new friends
- Had a few mental health wobbles, but finished stronger than I started
- Switched employers to one that treats me better and gives me more opportunities
- Started a skin routine
- Sold my house to my ex and bought a lovely house in the countryside
- Made lots of amazing new friends
- Had a few mental health wobbles, but finished stronger than I started
- Switched employers to one that treats me better and gives me more opportunities
- Started a skin routine
December 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
2026 summary:
- Sold my house to my ex and bought a lovely house in the countryside
- Made lots of amazing new friends
- Had a few mental health wobbles, but finished stronger than I started
- Switched employers to one that treats me better and gives me more opportunities
- Started a skin routine
- Sold my house to my ex and bought a lovely house in the countryside
- Made lots of amazing new friends
- Had a few mental health wobbles, but finished stronger than I started
- Switched employers to one that treats me better and gives me more opportunities
- Started a skin routine