Hazel, Voltron Mom
@hazelhicks.bsky.social
MTG, cube/commander, occasional SAHM stuff, bitchiness, and cooking pictures
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My therapist once exasperatedly told me "you're really about what you're about." And I aim to live my life so that someone could say that to me daily.
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avenged sevenfold voice:
she who makes a bitch out of herself gets rid of the pain of being a man
she who makes a bitch out of herself gets rid of the pain of being a man
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
avenged sevenfold voice:
she who makes a bitch out of herself gets rid of the pain of being a man
she who makes a bitch out of herself gets rid of the pain of being a man
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Anyway, try not to get PTSD"
Is definitely a note to put in the afterward of your book. First book I actually read in awhile. Started reading it sitting outside an unjust courtroom. I joined a cult when I was 17.
Anyway I give After the Revolution by @iwriteok.bsky.social 3 stars and a klonopin
Is definitely a note to put in the afterward of your book. First book I actually read in awhile. Started reading it sitting outside an unjust courtroom. I joined a cult when I was 17.
Anyway I give After the Revolution by @iwriteok.bsky.social 3 stars and a klonopin
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"Anyway, try not to get PTSD"
Is definitely a note to put in the afterward of your book. First book I actually read in awhile. Started reading it sitting outside an unjust courtroom. I joined a cult when I was 17.
Anyway I give After the Revolution by @iwriteok.bsky.social 3 stars and a klonopin
Is definitely a note to put in the afterward of your book. First book I actually read in awhile. Started reading it sitting outside an unjust courtroom. I joined a cult when I was 17.
Anyway I give After the Revolution by @iwriteok.bsky.social 3 stars and a klonopin
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
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I see some quibbling about if sandwich guy is really "jury nullification" (we know he's factually guilty and acquit anyway) or actually just a normal acquittal because the government didn't prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I see some quibbling about if sandwich guy is really "jury nullification" (we know he's factually guilty and acquit anyway) or actually just a normal acquittal because the government didn't prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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![Barbie crying [edited]: He thinks I'm megafauna? I don't suppress the growth of woody vegetation or stabilize the abundance of smaller animals.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wpdti66qcvzywaum55sucghw/bafkreid33rymnixdez3rme5jbyhrvmymugiq7bqfnyxmz2pjh6tpoicrnq@jpeg)
I'm really excited there's gonna be a PT in Richmond next year. Getting to be fully myself at a magic event, and getting to host friends at my new house! (It's like 20 mins from he convention center)
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm really excited there's gonna be a PT in Richmond next year. Getting to be fully myself at a magic event, and getting to host friends at my new house! (It's like 20 mins from he convention center)
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
Fuck me I like more music with my music.
Banjo, 2 drum sets 4 guitars and 2 violins. 2 main vocalists but 8/9 people micced up
Banjo, 2 drum sets 4 guitars and 2 violins. 2 main vocalists but 8/9 people micced up
October 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Fuck me I like more music with my music.
Banjo, 2 drum sets 4 guitars and 2 violins. 2 main vocalists but 8/9 people micced up
Banjo, 2 drum sets 4 guitars and 2 violins. 2 main vocalists but 8/9 people micced up
Hazel is drunk tweeting again, but she's gonna put it in a single thread. Because it's funnier that way
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hazel is drunk tweeting again, but she's gonna put it in a single thread. Because it's funnier that way
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the lion does not concern himself wi- oh, wow, that’s actually pretty concerning. that is a rapidly escalating situation the lion is not equipped to handle.
October 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the lion does not concern himself wi- oh, wow, that’s actually pretty concerning. that is a rapidly escalating situation the lion is not equipped to handle.
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Walking out of my hotel room while getting ready for the Ren faire. A gaggle of children walk by, one of them gasps and then there is a small chorus of "Hi princess" and I think that might cure my depression for at least a day.
October 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Walking out of my hotel room while getting ready for the Ren faire. A gaggle of children walk by, one of them gasps and then there is a small chorus of "Hi princess" and I think that might cure my depression for at least a day.
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dude holy fucking shit i GOTTA move to portland
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
dude holy fucking shit i GOTTA move to portland
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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The road to anti fascism lies in big boy solidarity and if it takes fucked up Chicago food to make it happen then we roll
October 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The road to anti fascism lies in big boy solidarity and if it takes fucked up Chicago food to make it happen then we roll
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These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
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Small Brain: Bob Ross is a great artist
Big Brain: Bob Ross' art style is basic, rudimentary, and prescriptive to the point that anyone can copy it
Large brain: if anyone can copy it then everyone can make art
Galaxy Brain: Bob Ross is a great artist
Big Brain: Bob Ross' art style is basic, rudimentary, and prescriptive to the point that anyone can copy it
Large brain: if anyone can copy it then everyone can make art
Galaxy Brain: Bob Ross is a great artist
Thirty paintings created by the bushy-haired, soft-spoken Bob Ross will soon be up for auction to defray the costs of programming for small and rural public television stations suffering under cuts in federal funding. https://to.pbs.org/4nEQMrw
Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal funding cuts
All profits will help public TV stations with licensing fees for popular programs that include "The Best of Joy of Painting" and "America's Test Kitchen."
www.pbs.org
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Small Brain: Bob Ross is a great artist
Big Brain: Bob Ross' art style is basic, rudimentary, and prescriptive to the point that anyone can copy it
Large brain: if anyone can copy it then everyone can make art
Galaxy Brain: Bob Ross is a great artist
Big Brain: Bob Ross' art style is basic, rudimentary, and prescriptive to the point that anyone can copy it
Large brain: if anyone can copy it then everyone can make art
Galaxy Brain: Bob Ross is a great artist