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Arlo
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Legitimate witch king. Monsters, horror, sci-fi, film studies. Good stuff, weird vibes, great oldies.

30s/they/dog jester
The one reading this 😌
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Logging on specifically to publicly state how stupid Disney is for passing on this. “Didn’t see how—” Darth Maul got cut in half
Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Was set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There is no succinct way to give you context, so I won’t
May 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Cracking up at how many replies there are to this that are like “Excuse me, but have you considered that THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT”
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Apr 7
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
wrd.cm
April 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’
‘He’s Going to Rule Hollywood Someday’
Fred Hechinger is your favorite film critic’s favorite young character actor, graduating to his first lead role after a year of memorable parts in ‘Thelma,’ ‘Gladiator II,’ and ‘Nickel Boys.’
www.vulture.com
April 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM

America is collapsing but the pop music is popping, so
February 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The dark urge to shave the sides of my head again never fully leaves me
February 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
NYPD release new photos of alleged shooter
December 8, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I don’t really care if Jacob Elordi plays Heathcliff but if he gets cast as Patrick Bateman I’m going to have some sort of mental break. Hollywood don’t do this to me
November 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Getting into perfume/scents is so fun and satisfying and weirdly gender affirming as corny as that may be. Love 2 smell good and strange
November 21, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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[PITCH MEETING]
FILM EXEC: listen up jerks. our industry is in shambles. i’m looking for one great idea. something to inspire audiences, leave them in tears of rapture
ME: (hand shoots up in excitement)
EXEC: something other than ‘the brothers karamazov but with full penetration’
ME: (lowers hand)
November 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
seen today
November 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
influencing more people to see conclave
November 16, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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when I die I want the Austin Powers impersonator guy to crash my funeral
November 13, 2024 at 3:46 AM
getting an excess of squid ink was the best decision i ever made. forces me to cook as it can't really be eaten straight. and everything i make looks thoroughly demented.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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Actually it’s this one, this one is my favorite:
November 11, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Multiple chapters in The Left Hand of Darkness about miserable sledging…. oh hell yes… oh fuck yes
November 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
if u see me crossposting and repeating from twitter…… that’s right
November 10, 2024 at 2:39 PM
11:30am HERETIC……… organically waking up early is so powerful……..
November 10, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Me @ myself: no more black t-shirts
Rucking Fotten:
November 10, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Hate having to start over. I will never reach these twitter numbers again :(
Anyway do NOT try me. my hand is swift and my aim is true
November 10, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Doing Church Movie Sunday pt 2 tomorrow with Heretic. No pope election in this one I think but they can’t all be Conclave
November 10, 2024 at 4:20 AM
What other foods should I put squid ink into?
November 10, 2024 at 3:40 AM
HHRRUUGHHRRHHUUUHHHHGRRRRGGGGGG
November 7, 2024 at 12:46 AM