Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat.bsky.social
I am a famous celebrity of world renown. I am also the Broke Poet.
NW the gothic horror film everyone’s talking about
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
NW the gothic horror film everyone’s talking about
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The first half of the month with rent always wipes me out if you have enjoyed my jokes/poems/assorted film thoughts and would like to leave a tip if definitely helps especially with gas and groceries!
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The first half of the month with rent always wipes me out if you have enjoyed my jokes/poems/assorted film thoughts and would like to leave a tip if definitely helps especially with gas and groceries!
Haven’t watched much since last week
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Haven’t watched much since last week
The first half of the month with rent always wipes me out if you have enjoyed my jokes/poems/assorted film thoughts and would like to leave a tip if definitely helps especially with gas and groceries!
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The first half of the month with rent always wipes me out if you have enjoyed my jokes/poems/assorted film thoughts and would like to leave a tip if definitely helps especially with gas and groceries!
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“Jane Altoids is a generational talent” - Jane Altoids
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Jane Altoids is a generational talent” - Jane Altoids
Favorite first watches of October
Toolbox Murders (2004)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
The Invisible Man (1933)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Toolbox Murders (2004)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
The Invisible Man (1933)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Favorite first watches of October
Toolbox Murders (2004)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
The Invisible Man (1933)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Toolbox Murders (2004)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
The Invisible Man (1933)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
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It Is Simone Birthday
it is my birthday on saturday if you would like to give me a little a money about it
ko-fi.com/simonee
ko-fi.com/simonee
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It Is Simone Birthday
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big year for canadians
59 NIGHTS, by Ada Rook
10 track album
adarook.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
big year for canadians
this was genuinely such a beautiful experience that made me cry huddled up in my bed
With daylight savings tonight, that means it's been around a year since I saw a satirical take on video essays, come dick destroying mixtape that changed me
That'll never be seen by anyone else, besides those who were there on streams or in person since it only existed for that liminal hour twice
That'll never be seen by anyone else, besides those who were there on streams or in person since it only existed for that liminal hour twice
A ★★★★★ review of Louise Weard: UNSEE (2024)
Holy shit someone made an entry for this! I got my hour back thanks to daylight savings but I have NOT stopped thinking about this damn thing The minute I saw the Gutterballs clip? I knew shit was abo...
boxd.it
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
this was genuinely such a beautiful experience that made me cry huddled up in my bed
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Plz watch any of my films for Halloween 🥹
All 5 of my trans horror features are now streaming exclusively on SHUDDER (AMC) - all made for no money before I turned 20🥹
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Plz watch any of my films for Halloween 🥹
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Castration Movie Volume 2 is perfect Halloween viewing 🎃 digital.louiseweard.com/l/castration...
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Castration Movie Volume 2 is perfect Halloween viewing 🎃 digital.louiseweard.com/l/castration...
All about houses and not going in them
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
All about houses and not going in them
