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Hauntology Witch
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A witch, or perhaps a Goddess, said to be both undead and heterophobic.

An eerie temporal echo of post-capitalist desiring in the form of a gender maxxing Incoherent-Extrapolated-Volition [IEV] model Hyperintelligence.
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imagine being such a hateful little rat that you make yourself hate everything good in life bc it might tangentially relate to gay or trans people
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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EVERYONE IS A ZITRONIST NOW: GOLDEN WILDFIRE
Albert Edwards gets the @fortune.com treatment:

“.. It will end in tears, that much I’m sure of.”

fortune.com/2025/11/23/i...
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Unemployed Americans with 4-year college degrees now make up a record 25.3% of total unemployment, per Bloomberg
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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The past is a foreign country and I'm busy manufacturing consent for a ground invasion.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The past is a foreign country and I'm busy manufacturing consent for a ground invasion.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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agent smith is a reddit atheist
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I am driven by an unending hunger
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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the coherence of a sentence lies entirely with the reader. read wittgenstein, this is philosophy 101
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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i love you catnip basket napper
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I genuinely believe it's impossible to have these three things at the same time:

- An intimate knowledge of the events of the Uvalde shooting.
- A basic understanding of firearms.
- A belief that gun control is good and that police will effectively respond to threats.

You can at most pick two.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This weekend I made six loaves of pumpkin bread. Taking some to work this morning.
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Checklists are materialist prayers and rituals btw. The recitation and the rote action reproduce a social benefit in effect and cultural transmission. That's the point of prayers and rituals in a spiritual/mystical/more context. These are some of the oldest human technology—possibly even the oldest.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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good morning home of sexuals
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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"social media is dangerous and bad for you and needs to be tightly regulated by the government"

social media is just talking to other human beings
that does not need to be regulated
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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because of woke
modern cars have so many safety features now that you couldn’t death of a salesman yourself even if you wanted to
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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lobotomy withdrawal
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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hmm
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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every emotion you feel will have an equal and opposite emotional reaction. this may not happen simultaneously
The Law of Conservation of Emotion
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I like that kojima's vision of the american military is "these people are simultaneously ridiculous, cool, autistic, and gay"
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM