J. Hardwayes
banner
hardwayes.bsky.social
J. Hardwayes
@hardwayes.bsky.social
Recovery looks different for each person. Mine is not very exciting, but it’s working.
Reposted by J. Hardwayes
Christmas is a Die Hard movie.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by J. Hardwayes
Atleast nobody will have to question if my works are ai or not so enjoy these practical effect wings I made after 7 years of building different animatronic wings!
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s a little disappointing that there’s a volcano emoji but not for vinegar or baking soda
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I haven’t seen all of the Jurassic Park movies, just the first one, so I don’t know if there’s a part where they find out that dinosaurs can mimic human speech like some birds can. That would be pretty scary too.
September 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I just bit into a cherry tomato and it squirted out of my mouth and I thought that maybe Denethor wasn’t such a bad guy after all.
September 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I did a book report on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in grade 6
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

James Herbert’s The Rats and/or Peter Benchley’s Jaws. Both given to me by a friend of a relative who knew I read a lot. I’d have been about 11.

Scary stuff 🙂
Suspect it was Rosemary's Baby.

My Mother had bad circulation, and she used to keep her bed at an angle, its legs propped up on piles of old books.

Said books were 'grown up' and verboten, and hence absolutely fascinating. Think I found Jackie Collins' Hollywood Wives in the same place! ;)
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Are there any wrestlers named Ewan Trouble, and if not, when
December 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
The neighbourhood grocery store has a great deal on right now where if you buy two cans of Boréale (a local beer) at $2.99/ea, they’ll round it up for you and take your penny.

Do I still buy two at a time? Yes I do.
October 15, 2023 at 9:50 PM
More movie posters that look like they were pulled out of Mad Magazine please
October 2, 2023 at 2:55 PM
An extra good morning to the funniest young man on the subway this morning

In a navy blue suit, red tie and red MAGA hat

In Montréal

His friends and coworkers are in for a treat today

Cheers to you, funny young man
August 25, 2023 at 12:45 PM
This is the pinnacle of Cat Art. I suspect that it will never be surpassed.
August 23, 2023 at 1:47 PM
The level of disrespect here is on par with what the Professor and Mary Anne got on the first season of Gilligan’s Island.
August 17, 2023 at 10:54 AM
We adopted Mr. Reginald Barclay about six weeks ago. He was accepted as a full fledged member of the crew following a cursory examination and decontamination from Chief Security Officer Boo.
Reg is super soft, fluffy and makes weird noises. He’s a good cat.
He’s been assigned to engineering.
August 12, 2023 at 11:25 PM
NOT NOW PHONE, I’M POWERSTRUTTIN’
August 11, 2023 at 1:21 PM