Andrew
hangedmandrew.bsky.social
Andrew
@hangedmandrew.bsky.social
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life
“Voting Republican makes women hotter” confidently declared a group of political commentators who aren’t allowed too close to the mannequins at the department store.
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If someone makes you feel like an ATM, is it because the only thing you have to offer them is money?
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There is no scientific evidence to disprove that the existence of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a cause for autism.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It feels like we need to talk more about the other DEI the right wing hates: discernment, ethics, and integrity.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Them: “How’d you get such good calves?”
Me: “Biking, jogging, and of course, there’s the autism.”
Them: “?!?”

#ifykyk 🦖
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ain’t no projection like right wing post-election loss projection.
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Just so we are clear: ICE went into a day care center—a private business—without a judicial warrant, and unlawfully kidnapped a worker in front of parents and children.
VIDEO: Day care teacher detained by ICE agents on Chicago’s North Side
A day care teacher was taken into ICE custody Wednesday morning at the Rayito de Sol Spanish Immersion Early Learning Center in Chicago’s North Center neighborhood.
wgntv.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Let’s take a moment today to think of all the pearls being clutched in desperate, sweat-soaked fear by mediocre middle aged white people trying to find a way to make a democratically elected mayor of a major city seem scary.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh no, Canada’s old invasion plans include the city I reside in. Oh how terrible. Please don’t force a saner approach to capitalism on us. Noooooo.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Growing up on 80s movies has prepared me too well for living in our current era of where the real life villains seem to be almost exclusively composed of racist, greed-motivated, corporate douchebags.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Government “Well, I can’t give you money for food, I gave it all to the company you work for who doesn’t pay you enough to eat.”
#walmart #amazon #snap #taxes
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The problem with the consolidation of political and economic power into one amorphous blob of powerful people is that when one of them goes rogue and starts destroying the world for average people, the others won’t stand up to them out of fear of awkwardness at the next garden party.
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Republicans: we can get rid of SNAP because private employers will pick up the load and raise wages.
Employers response based on history: 😅😂🤣🖕
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump should get a third term. One for the crimes committed before he was president, one for the crimes he committed the first time he was president, and lucky number three for the ones we are watching unfold in real time. #prisontermsthatis
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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NEW: DHS is trying to unmask an anonymous Instagram/Facebook account that tracks ICE activity by claiming the accounts are importing merchandise. We saw zero evidence for that, lawyers say demand is wildly out of scope. It's a tactic to unmask critics, they say

www.404media.co/dhs-tries-to...
DHS Tries To Unmask Ice Spotting Instagram Account by Claiming It Imports Merchandise
There is no evidence the Instagram and Facebook account, called Montcowatch, sells anything. Lawyers from the ACLU say the move is "wild outside the scope" of DHS' authority.
www.404media.co
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The fact that so few billionaires had to fold in order to allow Trump and friends fascist moves to proceed is an excellent argument for why there should be no billionaires.
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wasn’t it Churchill who said “"If you are not a pro-fascist shitposter when you are young, you have no internet connection, and if you are in not in complete denial how fucked up that was when you are old, you run as a Republican”.
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Funny how once again the biggest step the administration could take to keeping criminals unarmed and off the streets is vetting the people it hires.
Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting
The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...
www.nbcnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s almost like right wingers want to have access to all the gender confirming care without risking anyone possibly thinking they are one of “those people”.
‘I’m on Fire’: Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive — and Then Some
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Singles night at the SoHo House sounds like the start of a horror movie where you are meant to root for the supernaturally-adjacent being with the chainsaw.
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM