Oh no, Canada’s old invasion plans include the city I reside in. Oh how terrible. Please don’t force a saner approach to capitalism on us. Noooooo.

But but but he saw it on the teeeeeveeeee!!!

Diablo 4 described the act of drinking after 30 with a brutal elegance that I can only aspire to.

The hiring guidelines for ICE make your local minimum wage mart seem elitist.

A quick reminder that Elon never invented anything, unless you count throwing money at something a form of “invention”. Here are the patents he holds and they aren’t exactly the Tony Stark level stuff his fanboys would have you believe he has had a hand in.

I’m not generally one for pretending bad things never existed, but can we just consign this to the train car that all those old ET cartridges were buried in?

You figure if AI would be good at anything, it would be math. You’d be wrong.

The Madness of King Gorge

Rather rude of them to straight up call me out like that.

Kamen Rider got up to some glorious nonsense but at least they remember the important part: this guy? He’s gonna explode at some point and that’s a good thing.

I low key love that the immediate read of this image was not “look who is trying to cosplay as a good dad” but is instead trending towards “so human shield, huh?”

I swear my brain comes up with the dumbest memes.

Is it just me or does this feel like the proper response to discovering past instances of being gaslit during the “coming to terms with my recent neurodivergent diagnosis” phase of the acceptance process?

The classic conundrum. www.politico.com/news/2023/12...