Dallas Smith
@handofsteel.bsky.social
Past Surfing Instructor on Waikiki Beach. Retired From Mainstream Film Business. Film Producer.
Hug your pets.
Hug your pets.
Grok is sentient! Because 'it' is undoubtedly, mentally-ill.
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Grok is sentient! Because 'it' is undoubtedly, mentally-ill.
I see people posting a question. 'Would my dog protect me, if an intruder entered my home?' I guess it really has to do with whether you dog, 'lives for that shit' or not? Meet Koa...He lives for that shit.
August 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I see people posting a question. 'Would my dog protect me, if an intruder entered my home?' I guess it really has to do with whether you dog, 'lives for that shit' or not? Meet Koa...He lives for that shit.
I was eighteen, living off the land in this beautiful valley for a year and a half. I built a house out of bamboo from this patch. Hard time finding twenty-footers at that time. Look what a few decades later, I visited them, as they had kept me dry and comfortable, at base of wettest spot on Earth
July 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I was eighteen, living off the land in this beautiful valley for a year and a half. I built a house out of bamboo from this patch. Hard time finding twenty-footers at that time. Look what a few decades later, I visited them, as they had kept me dry and comfortable, at base of wettest spot on Earth
Hanging out with my Aumakua (the Honu) at Hideaway Beach Kauai.
May 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hanging out with my Aumakua (the Honu) at Hideaway Beach Kauai.
May Day is Lei Day, in Hawaii. Get Leid.
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
May Day is Lei Day, in Hawaii. Get Leid.
Little Stevie Moonflower, turned two today. It is fitting that she shares a birthday with the anniversary of Hitler offing himself, in that bunker. You see...she hates fascists too. 🎁
April 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Little Stevie Moonflower, turned two today. It is fitting that she shares a birthday with the anniversary of Hitler offing himself, in that bunker. You see...she hates fascists too. 🎁
Experimental light exposure. This is called 'The Being'.
April 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Experimental light exposure. This is called 'The Being'.
So, Elon Musk's poor decision making, drives Tesla's value off of a 71% cliff. The shareholders are like 'Come back Elon, you and your great wisdom, are the only one that can fix this! That sounds pretty wacky to me.
April 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So, Elon Musk's poor decision making, drives Tesla's value off of a 71% cliff. The shareholders are like 'Come back Elon, you and your great wisdom, are the only one that can fix this! That sounds pretty wacky to me.
For Pete's sake (no, not that Pete) Let's not make today about taco consumption. Make every day about saving, freaking democracy.
April 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For Pete's sake (no, not that Pete) Let's not make today about taco consumption. Make every day about saving, freaking democracy.
I have a question... it seems some countries have a little non-committal issue, with ending in 'ish'? British, English, Scottish, Irish, Danish etc. Very similar to saying 'I will arrive at 12ish' As compared to not having Americanish, Germanish, Italianish etc? This is meant to be a joke.
March 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have a question... it seems some countries have a little non-committal issue, with ending in 'ish'? British, English, Scottish, Irish, Danish etc. Very similar to saying 'I will arrive at 12ish' As compared to not having Americanish, Germanish, Italianish etc? This is meant to be a joke.
With all these politicians seemingly to bring human shields with them nowadays. I wonder how the jackboots would respond to peaceful protests, if everyone had a toddler on their shoulders?
March 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
With all these politicians seemingly to bring human shields with them nowadays. I wonder how the jackboots would respond to peaceful protests, if everyone had a toddler on their shoulders?
There should be a word for 'making all you touch, turns to shit and dies on the vine'. Oh yeah! We have that word already...Trump
March 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There should be a word for 'making all you touch, turns to shit and dies on the vine'. Oh yeah! We have that word already...Trump
I am actually looking forward to not buying anything on Friday.
February 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I am actually looking forward to not buying anything on Friday.
Reposted by Dallas Smith
the grownups are back in charge
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them
An Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
the grownups are back in charge
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
I just rewatched 'Long Legs' and truth be told. I would rather look and listen to that character every day, if it meant not seeing or hearing Trump, ever again.
February 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just rewatched 'Long Legs' and truth be told. I would rather look and listen to that character every day, if it meant not seeing or hearing Trump, ever again.
The only real explanation is this. The United States was hit by an asteroid, we are all dead and hell is real.
February 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The only real explanation is this. The United States was hit by an asteroid, we are all dead and hell is real.
Looking back at Waikiki Beach, from the very top of Diamond Head.
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Looking back at Waikiki Beach, from the very top of Diamond Head.
Looking back to the surf spot 'Reefers' where in 1976, I was rammed by a six-foot, sickly black-tipped reef shark. So hard in fact that the bruise on my hip, extended (from the impact) from my shoulder down to my heel. We found this beached shark dead two day later. Did I surf reefers again? YES!
February 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Looking back to the surf spot 'Reefers' where in 1976, I was rammed by a six-foot, sickly black-tipped reef shark. So hard in fact that the bruise on my hip, extended (from the impact) from my shoulder down to my heel. We found this beached shark dead two day later. Did I surf reefers again? YES!
Could you trust a person that hates dogs? Let alone a president?
January 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Could you trust a person that hates dogs? Let alone a president?
Adolf used the term 'Lying press'. Trump uses the term 'fake news'. That is not a coincidence.
January 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Adolf used the term 'Lying press'. Trump uses the term 'fake news'. That is not a coincidence.
I started rewatching the show 'Lost' realizing wherein the concept of 'bazaar' is concerned (when I first watched it), doesn't hold a candle, to what is happening in this country right now.
January 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I started rewatching the show 'Lost' realizing wherein the concept of 'bazaar' is concerned (when I first watched it), doesn't hold a candle, to what is happening in this country right now.
Well...A day and a half left to go, before this country literally takes a dump on itself, because of f'ing eggs! FU eggs!
January 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Well...A day and a half left to go, before this country literally takes a dump on itself, because of f'ing eggs! FU eggs!
I would definitely watch a 'Deadpool & Quicksilver' movie. It would be a comedy meets action masterpiece.
January 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I would definitely watch a 'Deadpool & Quicksilver' movie. It would be a comedy meets action masterpiece.
So, State Farm is going to reinstitute policies they pulled before the fires huh? Me thinks Jon Farney, is a little concerned with the 'Luigi Syndrome'.
January 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So, State Farm is going to reinstitute policies they pulled before the fires huh? Me thinks Jon Farney, is a little concerned with the 'Luigi Syndrome'.
Preparing for many of the 'walk-n-talks', on Buffy the vampire Slayer.
January 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Preparing for many of the 'walk-n-talks', on Buffy the vampire Slayer.