Dallas Smith
@handofsteel.bsky.social
Past Surfing Instructor on Waikiki Beach. Retired From Mainstream Film Business. Film Producer.
Hug your pets.
Hug your pets.
and are eating all the pet dolphins, in the Caribbean.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
and are eating all the pet dolphins, in the Caribbean.
Cue the video of Trump saying, 'only criminals plead the fifth'
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Cue the video of Trump saying, 'only criminals plead the fifth'
Ahhh... Like a MAGA hat! Now they have to burn it.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ahhh... Like a MAGA hat! Now they have to burn it.
We all know what is more interesting to America right now. Let's ask them! Venezuela ? Or 'Bobbin' for Bubba'? Survey says?...
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We all know what is more interesting to America right now. Let's ask them! Venezuela ? Or 'Bobbin' for Bubba'? Survey says?...
Was that question rhetorical, Ron?
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Was that question rhetorical, Ron?
Translation: He is all over those God damn files.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Translation: He is all over those God damn files.
Oh look! Her cross is gone! Didn't she get the memo?
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh look! Her cross is gone! Didn't she get the memo?
Chuck rhymes a certain four-lettered word and you can't spell Chuck or Schumer without 'U'...put'em together and what do you get?...
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Chuck rhymes a certain four-lettered word and you can't spell Chuck or Schumer without 'U'...put'em together and what do you get?...
She and Dog have the same barber, it appears?
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
She and Dog have the same barber, it appears?
It is adorable, that he actually thinks he has fans in NYC.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It is adorable, that he actually thinks he has fans in NYC.
Whats next Meghan? Hanky Panky?
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Whats next Meghan? Hanky Panky?
The is a young Republican's, dating app.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The is a young Republican's, dating app.
I can walk and chew gum at the same time. You, I take it have never tried?
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I can walk and chew gum at the same time. You, I take it have never tried?
It makes me want to lay a candy bar, there.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It makes me want to lay a candy bar, there.
AseatattheMETAfan?
October 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
AseatattheMETAfan?
Was his name Pat Tern?
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Was his name Pat Tern?
Gay Christian, says what?
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Gay Christian, says what?
Low IQ's. High Calories Counts.
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Low IQ's. High Calories Counts.
Here is the Michelob add I was referring to.
youtu.be/nY--TRMwj24?...
youtu.be/nY--TRMwj24?...
Steve Winwood 1989 "Night Belongs to Michelob" TV ad
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Here is the Michelob add I was referring to.
youtu.be/nY--TRMwj24?...
youtu.be/nY--TRMwj24?...
I worked with him on a Michelob 'See What the Night Can Do' commercial/rock video He took off his tortoise shell Ray Bans handing them to me saying 'Can you hold onto these for me mate?' then forgot I guess? He did his last shot and jumped into the limo. I had them for a couple of decades.
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I worked with him on a Michelob 'See What the Night Can Do' commercial/rock video He took off his tortoise shell Ray Bans handing them to me saying 'Can you hold onto these for me mate?' then forgot I guess? He did his last shot and jumped into the limo. I had them for a couple of decades.
This was done on purpose. The first rule of portrait photography is, 'no, up the nostril shots'.
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This was done on purpose. The first rule of portrait photography is, 'no, up the nostril shots'.
Notice the quotes
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Notice the quotes
'I don't really care...do you?'
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
'I don't really care...do you?'
It is literally called 'The Ohtani Rule'. Don't REALLY follow baseball, now do you?
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It is literally called 'The Ohtani Rule'. Don't REALLY follow baseball, now do you?