Hay 🐌
@halyhayl.bsky.social
When I was a kid I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out the water. I was supposed to die, but a fish bumped me out with its nose!!
Is it seasonal depression or regular depression or current circumstances and events or some mysterious other thing
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is it seasonal depression or regular depression or current circumstances and events or some mysterious other thing
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Sorry I missed your edit, it was probably because of the crying. I'll clean my glasses. Have a shitty day.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sorry I missed your edit, it was probably because of the crying. I'll clean my glasses. Have a shitty day.
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
"This needs to be rushed"
"We need this today"
"Open enrollment starts tomorrow"
"Can we get this back in an hour?"
"Can you mark this as urgent?"
PLEASE I am one tired little guy in a pikachu onesie I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!!!
"We need this today"
"Open enrollment starts tomorrow"
"Can we get this back in an hour?"
"Can you mark this as urgent?"
PLEASE I am one tired little guy in a pikachu onesie I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!!!
October 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"This needs to be rushed"
"We need this today"
"Open enrollment starts tomorrow"
"Can we get this back in an hour?"
"Can you mark this as urgent?"
PLEASE I am one tired little guy in a pikachu onesie I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!!!
"We need this today"
"Open enrollment starts tomorrow"
"Can we get this back in an hour?"
"Can you mark this as urgent?"
PLEASE I am one tired little guy in a pikachu onesie I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!!!
Explaining to my dog that I cant hangout with her rn because I need to work to make money or else we will lose our house and die
"You dont want that do you? Well then go lay down"
"You dont want that do you? Well then go lay down"
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Explaining to my dog that I cant hangout with her rn because I need to work to make money or else we will lose our house and die
"You dont want that do you? Well then go lay down"
"You dont want that do you? Well then go lay down"
I also hate being pocketwatched on every social media :)))) creepy
October 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I also hate being pocketwatched on every social media :)))) creepy
Dude I hate an "I have no personality of my own so I just copy and steal other peoples" type lmao, like take ur performative phony ass somewhere else. Inauthentic and lame!!!
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dude I hate an "I have no personality of my own so I just copy and steal other peoples" type lmao, like take ur performative phony ass somewhere else. Inauthentic and lame!!!
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Hitting my computer with a rock until it works faster
September 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hitting my computer with a rock until it works faster
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that closes another Nintendo Direct with no Silksong
September 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
that closes another Nintendo Direct with no Silksong
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Wow Charlie Kirk was the same age as me, really puts into perspective what could happen to me if I spent my life actively campaigning for the exact state of the world for this to occur in
September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wow Charlie Kirk was the same age as me, really puts into perspective what could happen to me if I spent my life actively campaigning for the exact state of the world for this to occur in
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there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
IM OUT OF PARMESAN CHEESE HELL IS REAL
September 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
IM OUT OF PARMESAN CHEESE HELL IS REAL
I want to be mean. I want to be so mean and say mean mean things. Mean but true tho🙄.... ugh why must I be nice.
August 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I want to be mean. I want to be so mean and say mean mean things. Mean but true tho🙄.... ugh why must I be nice.
ITS REAL CHAT ITS REAL AFTER YEARS OF CLOWNING ITS REALLY REAL
August 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ITS REAL CHAT ITS REAL AFTER YEARS OF CLOWNING ITS REALLY REAL
Who up tryna go to bed 😴😴😴
August 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Who up tryna go to bed 😴😴😴
My stomach has been making horrible loud noises all afternoon in the office and I feel like im back in high school when my stomach would make horrible loud noises in class...
Except now im an ADULT? and I EAT LUNCH? SO WTF WHY
Except now im an ADULT? and I EAT LUNCH? SO WTF WHY
July 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My stomach has been making horrible loud noises all afternoon in the office and I feel like im back in high school when my stomach would make horrible loud noises in class...
Except now im an ADULT? and I EAT LUNCH? SO WTF WHY
Except now im an ADULT? and I EAT LUNCH? SO WTF WHY
Pls send your best vibes, I am going to Walgreens after work to say "where are my meds pls" and if they say anything besides "right here! Sorry for the wait :)" I am going to have to die in front of them and ruin everybody's day
July 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Pls send your best vibes, I am going to Walgreens after work to say "where are my meds pls" and if they say anything besides "right here! Sorry for the wait :)" I am going to have to die in front of them and ruin everybody's day
Don't mind me, just PLUNGING MY SHOWER, because im a homeowner and that means NEVER ENDING TORMENT
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July 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Don't mind me, just PLUNGING MY SHOWER, because im a homeowner and that means NEVER ENDING TORMENT
Eevee nooooooo
Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
July 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Eevee nooooooo
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this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
My life is a never ending series of opening a door or walking in to a room just to find the biggest freakiest bug of all time waiting there for me ;_;
July 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My life is a never ending series of opening a door or walking in to a room just to find the biggest freakiest bug of all time waiting there for me ;_;
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My son’s Pikachu painting definitely looks a bit different when it’s by red light only
July 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My son’s Pikachu painting definitely looks a bit different when it’s by red light only
Too many meetings 😭😭😭 I need to be put down 😭😭😭
July 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Too many meetings 😭😭😭 I need to be put down 😭😭😭