Half a Goon and Half a God 🇨🇦
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Carney and Smith “have agreed to the broad outlines of a memorandum of understanding”. So we’re not even at the MOU stage yet, let alone any “deal”.
FFS, folks, don’t rely on headlines.
FFS, folks, don’t rely on headlines.
Danielle Smith just suckered Mark Carney into reviving the Northern Gateway pipeline.
This is the antithesis of "nation-building."
There is no economic, political or environmental case for Stephen Harper's dream.
This won't end well.
For Canada or Carney.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
This is the antithesis of "nation-building."
There is no economic, political or environmental case for Stephen Harper's dream.
This won't end well.
For Canada or Carney.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Ottawa, Alberta agree to broad outlines of energy deal, including path to pipeline | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney and Alberta Premier Danielle Smith have agreed to the broad outlines of a memorandum of understanding that would give Alberta special exemptions from federal environmental l...
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Carney and Smith “have agreed to the broad outlines of a memorandum of understanding”. So we’re not even at the MOU stage yet, let alone any “deal”.
FFS, folks, don’t rely on headlines.
FFS, folks, don’t rely on headlines.
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[Laughs in george w bush.]
Just so we're clear. Bombing or starting a war with Venezuela without Congressional approval would be an illegal act. Military officers are within their rights to refuse such an order.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
[Laughs in george w bush.]
[Laughs in george w bush.]
Just so we're clear. Bombing or starting a war with Venezuela without Congressional approval would be an illegal act. Military officers are within their rights to refuse such an order.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
[Laughs in george w bush.]
Blame yourselves. Behave like responsible grownups, FFS.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Blame yourselves. Behave like responsible grownups, FFS.
Can someone please get rid of the pointless commas on this meme I keep seeing? My eyes keep tripping over them.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Can someone please get rid of the pointless commas on this meme I keep seeing? My eyes keep tripping over them.
Is it really that hard to include a reputable source when posting news?
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Is it really that hard to include a reputable source when posting news?
Sure, let’s blame consumers for things that producers should be responsible for.
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sure, let’s blame consumers for things that producers should be responsible for.
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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Siri why does BC not want tankers on the north coast? Because every government agency is useless at holding polluters and vessels owners liable to clean up their wrecks. vancouversun.com/news/local-n...
Transport Canada called in as McBarge sinks quietly into the Fraser River
The end is near for McDonald's Expo 86 floating restaurant that never quite found a home after global event
vancouversun.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Siri why does BC not want tankers on the north coast? Because every government agency is useless at holding polluters and vessels owners liable to clean up their wrecks. vancouversun.com/news/local-n...
No one in Canada gives a shit what a couchfucker says, CBC.
JD Vance blames immigration for Canada's 'stagnating' living standards | CBC News
U.S. Vice-President JD Vance made a series of posts criticizing Canada’s political leadership, public broadcaster and immigration system, saying our living standards are “stagnating” because of all th...
www.cbc.ca
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No one in Canada gives a shit what a couchfucker says, CBC.
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Carney understands that the market is going to say no —and that the federal government doing it first only helps Danielle Smith further her political project of dividing the country and turning Albertans against Canada.
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Carney understands that the market is going to say no —and that the federal government doing it first only helps Danielle Smith further her political project of dividing the country and turning Albertans against Canada.
You’ve had a decade to get used to this shit.
Stop feigning shock, godammit.
Stop feigning shock, godammit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You’ve had a decade to get used to this shit.
Stop feigning shock, godammit.
Stop feigning shock, godammit.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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God, no wonder so many turned down her birthday party invites.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
God, no wonder so many turned down her birthday party invites.
We cannot opt out of paying in one way or another.
Give homeless people nowhere to go, then demonize them for not going anywhere.
It's "stop hitting yourself" as public policy.
It's "stop hitting yourself" as public policy.
Hear me out: what if we didn’t hate people for being poor
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We cannot opt out of paying in one way or another.
Maybe because we don’t feel like jumping.
What a weird frame of a headline.
What a weird frame of a headline.
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe because we don’t feel like jumping.
What a weird frame of a headline.
What a weird frame of a headline.
trump is over. If you want it.
WE DID IT www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
trump is over. If you want it.
So tired of shocked reactions.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So tired of shocked reactions.
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Hoekstra sure puts the ass in “ambassador”.
So Canada is supposed to buy US’s crappy, overpriced jets AND continue to have tariffs. That’s not a trade agreement, that is a mob scam.
Go pound sand piggy.
#BoycottUSA
Go pound sand piggy.
#BoycottUSA
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hoekstra sure puts the ass in “ambassador”.
Maybe some of us *like* to get bent out of shape over a headline that fits our internal narrative.
I suspect there will be a lot of people lashing out at the Carney government over the MOU that's been leaked today.
I'd encourage them to read this first. The biggest hurdle in the way of a new oil pipeline to the west coast, by far, has yet to be cleared.
www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/18/o...
I'd encourage them to read this first. The biggest hurdle in the way of a new oil pipeline to the west coast, by far, has yet to be cleared.
www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/18/o...
Alberta’s pipeline math still doesn’t add up
The biggest obstacle standing between Alberta and its premier's repeated pledge to double oil production isn't the tanker ban, the emissions cap, or any other piece of federal legislation. It's realit...
www.nationalobserver.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Maybe some of us *like* to get bent out of shape over a headline that fits our internal narrative.
It’s aggravating how it seems many are anti-AI, but are fine reposting imagery that is clearly AI-generated.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s aggravating how it seems many are anti-AI, but are fine reposting imagery that is clearly AI-generated.
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Never saw it coming.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Never saw it coming.
Never saw it coming.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Never saw it coming.