Half a Goon and Half a God 🇨🇦
@halfgoonhalfgod.bsky.social
Optimistic fatalist, can’t meme. Vancouver Islander 🇨🇦 #HoaxTheFolks
You can hold up your end of the bargain anytime now, Jesus.
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You can hold up your end of the bargain anytime now, Jesus.
Sure, let’s blame consumers for things that producers should be responsible for.
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sure, let’s blame consumers for things that producers should be responsible for.
Maybe because we don’t feel like jumping.
What a weird frame of a headline.
What a weird frame of a headline.
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe because we don’t feel like jumping.
What a weird frame of a headline.
What a weird frame of a headline.
Never saw it coming.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Never saw it coming.
Somehow I’m pretty certain it has nothing to do with regime change.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Somehow I’m pretty certain it has nothing to do with regime change.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Nice to see that proclaiming his Canadian-ness was so high on his list of priorities. What’s, it been, half a year?
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nice to see that proclaiming his Canadian-ness was so high on his list of priorities. What’s, it been, half a year?
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Maybe “Buckle Up” should be the Alberta license plate slogan.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Maybe “Buckle Up” should be the Alberta license plate slogan.
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Except he actually did, even though they actually didn’t.
Fucksakes, that country could do with a little law enforcement.
And fewer self-creating eunuchs.
It’s just gonna get even worse otherwise.
Fucksakes, that country could do with a little law enforcement.
And fewer self-creating eunuchs.
It’s just gonna get even worse otherwise.
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Except he actually did, even though they actually didn’t.
Fucksakes, that country could do with a little law enforcement.
And fewer self-creating eunuchs.
It’s just gonna get even worse otherwise.
Fucksakes, that country could do with a little law enforcement.
And fewer self-creating eunuchs.
It’s just gonna get even worse otherwise.
Hey, certain citizens of the USA:
Not everything is always about you.
(And hopefully we Canadians are not this smug.)
Not everything is always about you.
(And hopefully we Canadians are not this smug.)
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hey, certain citizens of the USA:
Not everything is always about you.
(And hopefully we Canadians are not this smug.)
Not everything is always about you.
(And hopefully we Canadians are not this smug.)
OHMYGODWHOGIVESAFUCK.
September 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
OHMYGODWHOGIVESAFUCK.
That was more genuine than his “tribute” to Ken Dryden.
September 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That was more genuine than his “tribute” to Ken Dryden.
September 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM