Haley Harris
@haleyharris.bsky.social
Good television writer, middling to bad 300 character writer.
real life janeway (Samantha Cristoforetti) appearance at the olympics, we're really hitting all of the hope for humanity points tonight!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
real life janeway (Samantha Cristoforetti) appearance at the olympics, we're really hitting all of the hope for humanity points tonight!!!
this is so much of why everyone should watch Leverage, forever, on repeat, at least until we get our own crime superheroes
Ep 301 of Leverage Redemption S3 had a villa in France full of evil billionaires colluding to pillage trillions in public goods who were keeping a small town activist in the basement until they could execute her led by a guy who admired Putin, and we did not, in fact, go hard enough. Apologies.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
this is so much of why everyone should watch Leverage, forever, on repeat, at least until we get our own crime superheroes
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we have to support people who realize the error of their ways
This may be jarring on your timeline at the moment but it’s important: I am deep into the show “Girls5Eva”. Maybe I missed it initially because I live in UK? In any case I am angry & physically sick that I was not on this show. It’s so funny I do not know what to do, other than evangelize.
January 27, 2026 at 3:52 AM
we have to support people who realize the error of their ways
I wanna buy you all Sweet Martha's at this summer's Great Minnesota Get-Together for the great American get-together you pulled off today.
I love you, Minnesota. Fuck ICE.
I love you, Minnesota. Fuck ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I wanna buy you all Sweet Martha's at this summer's Great Minnesota Get-Together for the great American get-together you pulled off today.
I love you, Minnesota. Fuck ICE.
I love you, Minnesota. Fuck ICE.
oh, just a quote from the first head of the Gestapo, no reason
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
oh, just a quote from the first head of the Gestapo, no reason
time once again for me to go hard for a peacock comedy no one seems to know about:
GO WATCH STUMBLE it is such good balm for the Horrors!!!
GO WATCH STUMBLE it is such good balm for the Horrors!!!
January 11, 2026 at 6:03 AM
time once again for me to go hard for a peacock comedy no one seems to know about:
GO WATCH STUMBLE it is such good balm for the Horrors!!!
GO WATCH STUMBLE it is such good balm for the Horrors!!!
about to get so much more tortured by my inability to constantly be in a new york theater!!!! & thrilled by it!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
about to get so much more tortured by my inability to constantly be in a new york theater!!!! & thrilled by it!!!!!
chicago pope did this to have some Turkey on thanksgiving, I will not be accepting the francis reality at this time
Pope Leo XIV arrived in Turkey on Thursday on his first foreign trip, fulfilling Pope Francis’ plans to mark an important Christian anniversary and bring a message of peace to the region at a crucial time in efforts to end the war in Ukraine and ease Mideast tensions.
Pope Leo XIV visits Turkey in his first foreign trip, highlighting religious and political ties
Pope Leo XIV arrived in Turkey on Thursday on his first foreign trip, fulfilling Pope Francis’ plans to mark an important Christian anniversary.
trib.al
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
chicago pope did this to have some Turkey on thanksgiving, I will not be accepting the francis reality at this time
truly the most convincing argument to watch a show I have ever read
A piece @bentravers.bsky.social was born to write: www.indiewire.com/lists/death-...
The ‘Death by Lightning’ Dudes, Ranked from ‘That Guy’ to ‘My Man!’
A scientific breakdown of what the 'Death by Lightning' cast brings to James Garfield's unconventional picnic table (so to speak).
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November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
truly the most convincing argument to watch a show I have ever read
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If you have absolutely nothing good to say about A.I. come and sit by me.
www.thewrap.com/emma-thompso...
www.thewrap.com/emma-thompso...
Emma Thompson Explodes in Rage Over the 'Intense Irritation' of AI: 'Will You F--k Off?!' | Video
Emma Thompson made it clear she was not a fan of artificial intelligence during her latest appearance on "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert."
www.thewrap.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If you have absolutely nothing good to say about A.I. come and sit by me.
www.thewrap.com/emma-thompso...
www.thewrap.com/emma-thompso...
can someone well-versed in succession explain exactly what my father meant when he told me that shiv reminded him of me
August 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
can someone well-versed in succession explain exactly what my father meant when he told me that shiv reminded him of me
wow, the most accurate review of all time? (including the grade! I don't understand what the gilded age does to my brain, but I'm not fighting it!)
The moms had it bad in “The Gilded Age” finale, most of whom deserved it. But one certainly did not. (A stance that has *nothing to do with the actor playing her* thank you very much.) www.indiewire.com/criticism/sh...
‘The Gilded Age’ Season 3 Finale Takes Bad Moms to Task — Including One Who Doesn’t Deserve It
'The Gilded Age' Season 3 finale gives the uppity, antiquated mamas a lesson in modern manners, but leaves one good mom in a bad way. [SPOILERS]
www.indiewire.com
August 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
wow, the most accurate review of all time? (including the grade! I don't understand what the gilded age does to my brain, but I'm not fighting it!)
she shoulda been the one to call the hit on train daddy!!
August 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
she shoulda been the one to call the hit on train daddy!!
an emmy nomination and confirmation she's back!!!
good things do still happen
good things do still happen
Katherine LaNasa (back in costume as Nurse Dana!) celebrating her Emmy nomination with Noah Wyle, my heart! substack.com/@kateyrichta...
Katey Rich (@kateyrichtalking)
From the set of The Pitt — Katherine LaNasa and Noah Wyle, in costume as Nurse Dana and Dr. Robby, celebrate their Emmy nominations alongside the cast and crew. Much more on today’s Emmy nominations c...
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July 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
an emmy nomination and confirmation she's back!!!
good things do still happen
good things do still happen
found out my therapist is single but looking today, absolutely horrified at the state of Los Angeles dating that she is not so booked she's not accepting new dates, may need more therapy specifically about this
July 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
found out my therapist is single but looking today, absolutely horrified at the state of Los Angeles dating that she is not so booked she's not accepting new dates, may need more therapy specifically about this
incredibly rude of The Gilded Age to not give me Sad Kelli this week but I'm a full-fledged Bertha apologist now, so I guess there's something
July 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
incredibly rude of The Gilded Age to not give me Sad Kelli this week but I'm a full-fledged Bertha apologist now, so I guess there's something
also my favorite part of Culver City's protest!
June 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
also my favorite part of Culver City's protest!
sorry, American Auto did this years ago, you need a new joke
“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.”
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@cbsaustin @velez_tx
June 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
sorry, American Auto did this years ago, you need a new joke
I would like to take the opportunity to inform everyone who will be missing Noah Wyle from The Pitt this Thursday that Noah Wyle from Leverage will be available instead
Pros at being cons. Leverage: Redemption premieres April 17 on Prime Video.
April 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I would like to take the opportunity to inform everyone who will be missing Noah Wyle from The Pitt this Thursday that Noah Wyle from Leverage will be available instead
I swear if Katherine LaNasa is not in every season of The Pitt I will personally resume picketing Warner Bros & I will have a megaphone
April 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I swear if Katherine LaNasa is not in every season of The Pitt I will personally resume picketing Warner Bros & I will have a megaphone
listening to Stephanie J. Block read Cher The Memoir (part 1) has rewired my brain to the extent that I am both hoovering all cheranie content & braving anxieties to come post here so
I recommend this audiobook
I recommend this audiobook
March 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
listening to Stephanie J. Block read Cher The Memoir (part 1) has rewired my brain to the extent that I am both hoovering all cheranie content & braving anxieties to come post here so
I recommend this audiobook
I recommend this audiobook
officially deactivated the other place and now married at first sight haley harris is all the first page google results which… that hurts
December 30, 2024 at 8:04 AM
officially deactivated the other place and now married at first sight haley harris is all the first page google results which… that hurts
two Amy Brenneman eps, new queen of Christmas
(Why yes, I did write about “The Leftovers” again, how did you know?)
www.indiewire.com/features/com...
www.indiewire.com/features/com...
What’s Your Favorite Christmas TV Episode?
'The Office,' 'Boy Meets World,' 'Seinfeld,' 'Frasier' and more favorite Christmas TV episodes.
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December 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM
two Amy Brenneman eps, new queen of Christmas
fun fact, had a crushing handshake before Wellesley—clearly a self-selecting trait
Everyone I met who went to a women’s college is always terrifying
Shake hands with a woman who went to Smith or Wellesley or Spelman and they will look into your soul and crush your hand with their handshake
Shake hands with a woman who went to Smith or Wellesley or Spelman and they will look into your soul and crush your hand with their handshake
December 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
fun fact, had a crushing handshake before Wellesley—clearly a self-selecting trait