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Hailey Hensley
@haileydeh.bsky.social
Professional communicator - unprofessional at nearly everything else. General confession enthusiast. Theology grad student. Episcopalian.
We’ve recently incorporated children into our acolyte ministry after a few years of it being exclusively adults.

Seeing the joy the child acolytes put on everyone’s face is one of my new favorite parts of crucifering. The congregation just looks so delighted with them! I love it 🥹.
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Me too, momma.
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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"the most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet," matt walsh?

whose death does that sound like?
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Back of my head sighted lol
Burning the greens at Trinity Church!
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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I give you a new commandment: Love one another as I have loved you.
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Rite II Prayer of Humble Access when?
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My latest attempts to get people to sign up to acolyte include custom-made memes. Thankfully, this one worked!
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Truly nothing but bangers in the Daily Office lectionary today, not too late to pray MP if you missed out.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
All-women Lessons and Carols team :) what a blessing to be able to serve with these folks 💗
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Civil marriage: blessed ✅

Thank you @karanslade.bsky.social !! Glad we could be your first time performing this liturgy :)
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I do NOT listen to Christmas music in Advent (UNLESS) the nice ladies at my hair salon are playing it, then I do. I don’t make the rules here.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just took these really cool photos of the night sky tonight! Phone cameras do it zero justice, but they’re pretty awesome nonetheless.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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happy new liturgical year
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The collect for today is lovely 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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We do not presume to come to this thy Table, O merciful Lord, trusting in our own righteousness, but in thy manifold and great mercies.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Did not need the Vatican to clarify that one lol (I say while assuring that I do love the Blessed Mother)
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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The Pope says #touchpews
why would he come for online trads like this
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The right amount of glasses of wine at dinner to make me marvel at creation (the other people at the bar) but not so much that my head hurts a little. Incredible.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What’s spookier than Calvinism? Light reading for dinner.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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My soul doth magnify the Lord
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Work as a PR person is so silly because why am I absolutely tweaking that Andrew Yang reposted my Instagram story at work today? #yanggang I guess lol.
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I love organized religion. Organize it more tbh.
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Overheard as my husband speaks to my MIL about his upcoming Baptism:

“Is it full immersion?” She asks Baptist-ly.

“Not full immersion.” He responds Anglican-ly.

Disappointment ensues. Alas, we march on lol.
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Snail has been blessed. She liked it approximately as much as one would think a little cat surrounded by dogs would lol. She did her best and she was a brave girl!
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me in my Roman Catholic Theology classes when they try to tell me about the Magisterium
The Bishop of Rome hath no jurisdiction in this Realm of England.
September 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM