Hailey Hensley
@haileydeh.bsky.social
Professional communicator - unprofessional at nearly everything else. General confession enthusiast. Theology grad student. Episcopalian.
I’m sorry I can’t be libertarian man 😭
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I’m sorry I can’t be libertarian man 😭
I’ll be there! I’m so excited :) thanks for doing this every year, Curtis!
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’ll be there! I’m so excited :) thanks for doing this every year, Curtis!
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"the most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet," matt walsh?
whose death does that sound like?
whose death does that sound like?
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
"the most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet," matt walsh?
whose death does that sound like?
whose death does that sound like?
I fear this may require a visit to an optician and possibly new frames my friend. You should be able to re-use the lenses though!
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I fear this may require a visit to an optician and possibly new frames my friend. You should be able to re-use the lenses though!
I do not like catfish :( too much bone risk lol.
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I do not like catfish :( too much bone risk lol.
Thank you for validating this discussion I had with my mother (who lives in Charlotte)
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Thank you for validating this discussion I had with my mother (who lives in Charlotte)
Genuinely put me down like a lame horse if I ever allow a MAN to dictate who I can message 💀😭 or what books I can read. Is that marriage or prison?
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Genuinely put me down like a lame horse if I ever allow a MAN to dictate who I can message 💀😭 or what books I can read. Is that marriage or prison?
We have Mass at 5:30 tonight lol you coming to it?
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We have Mass at 5:30 tonight lol you coming to it?
Already have this going on, might as well ✨maximalize✨
December 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Already have this going on, might as well ✨maximalize✨
I fear I kind of like it 😭 home altar loading in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I fear I kind of like it 😭 home altar loading in 2026
I am whatever the female version of this is (but only when I have spent too long listening to a certain subset of Episcopalians talking about a “metaphorical resurrection” 💀)
December 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I am whatever the female version of this is (but only when I have spent too long listening to a certain subset of Episcopalians talking about a “metaphorical resurrection” 💀)
That certainly read as an invite, but sounds like it’s not the end of the world to have an extra friend along!
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That certainly read as an invite, but sounds like it’s not the end of the world to have an extra friend along!
I was a debate kid, can confirm.
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I was a debate kid, can confirm.
And you know what, that’s fair lol, if that soon-to-be Forbes 500 Business Man keeps you going, so be it 😌
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And you know what, that’s fair lol, if that soon-to-be Forbes 500 Business Man keeps you going, so be it 😌
We’re still on libertarian man 😭?
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We’re still on libertarian man 😭?
Make sure you check out a historically Black Episcopal church! The worship style is really different and it’s worth experiencing :)
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Make sure you check out a historically Black Episcopal church! The worship style is really different and it’s worth experiencing :)
Excited to crucifer for this!!! We’re going to have a blast :) (and so grateful I do not have to thurifer, it still scares me lol)
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Excited to crucifer for this!!! We’re going to have a blast :) (and so grateful I do not have to thurifer, it still scares me lol)
Had to have church at home today! Snowed in unfortunately :( but it was a lovely Gaudette Sunday nonetheless.
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Had to have church at home today! Snowed in unfortunately :( but it was a lovely Gaudette Sunday nonetheless.