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Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
Forget flying cars, whatever happened to our hovercraft future??
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Forget flying cars, whatever happened to our hovercraft future??
Alternate universe where the chipmunks are lobsters instead:
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Alternate universe where the chipmunks are lobsters instead:
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
The missus and I refined indefinite leave to remain status in the UK the same day Dick Cheney died *ans* Zohran was elected mayor in NYC. Coincidence? I think not. Iconic? Absolutely
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The missus and I refined indefinite leave to remain status in the UK the same day Dick Cheney died *ans* Zohran was elected mayor in NYC. Coincidence? I think not. Iconic? Absolutely
Lifted, not stirred
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Lifted, not stirred
The biggest dumper comes thru in the biggest moment! GOMS 🔱
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The biggest dumper comes thru in the biggest moment! GOMS 🔱
Stayed up past 6am to watch 15 innings of struggles only to see the M’s emerge victorious.
Current Mood:
Current Mood:
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Stayed up past 6am to watch 15 innings of struggles only to see the M’s emerge victorious.
Current Mood:
Current Mood:
Knew Mariners fuckery was afoot when they scored one single run off bases loaded no out
October 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Knew Mariners fuckery was afoot when they scored one single run off bases loaded no out
Live look at the Mariners:
October 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Live look at the Mariners:
Seen a lot of discourse around the new TSwift song “Wood”, and while I’m not exactly sure of the context, I think it’s pretty cool she has a song dedicating to legendary Seattle frontman, Andrew Wood. Here’s hoping for a target exclusive variant ft her cover of Hunger Strike
October 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Seen a lot of discourse around the new TSwift song “Wood”, and while I’m not exactly sure of the context, I think it’s pretty cool she has a song dedicating to legendary Seattle frontman, Andrew Wood. Here’s hoping for a target exclusive variant ft her cover of Hunger Strike
Me n my bestie getting matching bot fly larvae 🐛
July 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me n my bestie getting matching bot fly larvae 🐛
I feel sorry for the people for who cilantro tastes like soap
April 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I feel sorry for the people for who cilantro tastes like soap
Prague tour guide: and so he built this garden to celebrate the birth of his 11th child
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
April 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Prague tour guide: and so he built this garden to celebrate the birth of his 11th child
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
Hereditary (2018)
March 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hereditary (2018)
At fetish night and gently playing someone’s chest harness: I like this! What’s it for? Ohhh…are you a photographer??
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
At fetish night and gently playing someone’s chest harness: I like this! What’s it for? Ohhh…are you a photographer??
Going to start the French Foreign Legion but for chill guys that like to blaze and watch movies
March 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Going to start the French Foreign Legion but for chill guys that like to blaze and watch movies
Watching a YouTube video on WWI fighter pilots and it’s got me craving a Red Baron something fierce
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Watching a YouTube video on WWI fighter pilots and it’s got me craving a Red Baron something fierce
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aussiemandias be like "yeah go on, look on my fuckin works cunt and have a sook"
December 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
aussiemandias be like "yeah go on, look on my fuckin works cunt and have a sook"
The man has received so many tit/cock/feet/hole pics since being locked up he’s probably numb to it by now
February 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The man has received so many tit/cock/feet/hole pics since being locked up he’s probably numb to it by now
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god gives his most spectacular sunsets to exurban parking lots
February 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
god gives his most spectacular sunsets to exurban parking lots
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i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"
The existence of hip dysplasia hints at the existence of square dysplasia
February 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The existence of hip dysplasia hints at the existence of square dysplasia
San Francisco would be a cooler city if they replaced their street cars with funiculars
January 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
San Francisco would be a cooler city if they replaced their street cars with funiculars