Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a state-of-the-art home security system. Not sure how you got those confused. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

After being stuck in a lagoon for weeks, a young orca dubbed "Brave Little Hunter" finally escaped at high tide, swimming over a sandbar blocking the entryway that connects it to the wide open expanse of the Pacific ocean.

Jesus: *rises after three days*

God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us

Breaking News: France voted to explicitly enshrine access to abortion in its Constitution, making it the first country in the world to do so. The impulse for the change was the decision by the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in 2022.
www.nytimes.com/2024/03/04/w...

The moment this kitten became a serial killer, pushed to its breaking point by a soggy pasta photo shoot. 1965. books.google.com/books?id=KkE...

A cartoon about libraries for the Guardian.

NEW: Judge Chutkan DENIES Trump motions to dismiss charges on presidential immunity or constitutional grounds: "Defendant’s 4-yr service as Commander in Chief did not bestow on him the divine right of kings to evade the criminal accountability that governs his fellow citizens." tinyurl.com/pmx6jhvp

the smosh potato is less of a recipe and more of a technique for getting a potato with a creamy center and cronchy edges
there are many ways to make these such as boiling and pan frying or roasting and deep frying but here is one that uses just one cookie sheet and a ziploc bag for minimal cleanup

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