Almost a year until we released "Grandiose Facade", and thanks so much to everyone who's listened to it so far! We now have 56 monthly Spotify listeners!

You know what would be really cool though? If those 50 people bought the EP on Bandcamp instead for just $5.

Miss being on the road, looking forward to writing/recording season though... should have some new stuff for next year 🤞

This whole Trump/Elon drama is blowing up and I thought leftist infighting was bad. Anyways, come to our shows this month, and remember pride was a riot!

@alicecheesesweat.bsky.social @filthytraitors.bsky.social @mattplessmusic.bsky.social (lmk who we forgot to tag)

Also! Next show is coming up in Seattle next month with Escape from the Zoo & @gruberites.bsky.social! Until then, keep up the fight, protect ur friends, and know ur rights.

We got invited to play COMPOST HEAP with @shadow-expert.bsky.social's Fruiting Body of the Larger, @milkstband.bsky.social, @froggyleggypgh.bsky.social, @daveytnt.bsky.social, @renashmusic.bsky.social's Plasma Canvas, @rentstrike.bsky.social, @fuckyour.dad, @givemegold.bsky.social, (1/2)

They are counting on a lack of solidarity. So what are we going to do? Show the fuck up

WHAOW! FRIENDS GETTING OLD! COME EAT THEIR CAKE WITH US ON FRIDAY!

That's a Tour!
Thank you to everyone that housed us, the bands that played with us, and the venues that shared their stages. Y'all are amazing and we can't wait to go back and/or have you here! Return shows THIS WEEKEND in Seattle, WA at Left Bank Books and in Tacoma, WA at New Frontier Lounge.

Those who imagine it is possible to wait out the Trump administration are naïve.

Trump seeks autocratic power. He won't be satisfied with minor concessions. He will take everything he can.

Learn a lesson from anarchist organizing. The first compromise is the last one.

crimethinc.com/eightsteps

Vegas babyyyyyyy

We've hit the southernmost point of tour, and the chance of the band splitting up by the end is still under 50%! Thanks to everyone who's shown us immense hospitality on the road and joined on bills with us in Bremerton, Portland, Corvallis, Eugene, Santa Cruz, L.A., and Tucson. Phoenix tonight!

Also, Music Video (you get 1 minute of it)
#folkpunk #fuckbeingsad #PNWpunk

Tour starts toMORROW?!

New EP out everywhere, EP release tonight at Overkill Lounge.

Thanks to everyone who's put in work over the past year to resist the genocidal system. Wishing you all the best in the coming year & to those who haven't yet, I invite you to join the fight. Here's to a year of making positive change

Our faces when you don't go to the Overkill Lounge's final show on NYE and then start complaining that you didn't get to be in our MV

for the love of God though comrades.

literally not a syllable beyond "Can I call my lawyer?" If you are feeling chatty you can also ask "Am I being detained?" and "Am I free to go?" and beyond that shut your fucking mouth these people are not your friends.

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

Spend some of your holiday money on a brand new Guillotine Gambit patch printed by our bassist, Shane (The Moray). Grab it at our upcoming NYE show which also happens to be the last show at Overkill Lounge

Its all a facade. This one's pretty big though 💁 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...