Kathy's personal diary
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Look at this thing that was for sale at an estate sale I didn’t go to
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"People are saying that piracy is hot. And no one does it like Scurvy Don. They're throwing out all their books on Blackbeard... kids don't want to read about loser pirates. They want to read about Scurvy Don and his scalawags"
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"People are saying that piracy is hot. And no one does it like Scurvy Don. They're throwing out all their books on Blackbeard... kids don't want to read about loser pirates. They want to read about Scurvy Don and his scalawags"
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America is two predatory loans stacked in an SS overcoat
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
America is two predatory loans stacked in an SS overcoat
my child is asking me what each bo diddley song is about
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
my child is asking me what each bo diddley song is about
Wishing everyone with severe social anxiety a very happy This Will Be Over Soon
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wishing everyone with severe social anxiety a very happy This Will Be Over Soon
Reviewing the insane texts from when my friends and I are outnumbered by our kids on a downtown adventure. 10/10. Stressful day
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reviewing the insane texts from when my friends and I are outnumbered by our kids on a downtown adventure. 10/10. Stressful day
Now that I have kids I can relate to commander O'Brien
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Now that I have kids I can relate to commander O'Brien
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it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
Everyone has DNA and everyone pretends other things have DNA
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Everyone has DNA and everyone pretends other things have DNA
I guess the rules of nextdoor.com include not being able to make people feel ashamed of saying racist things "your words are the product of a mind warped beyond recognition by hatred " for instance
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I guess the rules of nextdoor.com include not being able to make people feel ashamed of saying racist things "your words are the product of a mind warped beyond recognition by hatred " for instance
The horrors are so powerful i must beat myself up with exercise in order to subdue
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The horrors are so powerful i must beat myself up with exercise in order to subdue
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A friend of mine in Chicago just shared a video on IG of an ICE operation near her house. The operation happened just minutes before the neighborhood Halloween parade. ICE used tear gas and multiple parents had to wash their kids' (including toddlers) eyes out.
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A friend of mine in Chicago just shared a video on IG of an ICE operation near her house. The operation happened just minutes before the neighborhood Halloween parade. ICE used tear gas and multiple parents had to wash their kids' (including toddlers) eyes out.
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someone should overlay statistics about USAID funding, health care funding, DOGE cuts, tax cuts to the rich, etc
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
someone should overlay statistics about USAID funding, health care funding, DOGE cuts, tax cuts to the rich, etc
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Project 2029 -- Government Reform
The reforms should take the form of *legislation*, not constitutional amendments. Reforms that cannot be achieved through legislation should be shelved for the time being.
The reforms should take the form of *legislation*, not constitutional amendments. Reforms that cannot be achieved through legislation should be shelved for the time being.
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Project 2029 -- Government Reform
The reforms should take the form of *legislation*, not constitutional amendments. Reforms that cannot be achieved through legislation should be shelved for the time being.
The reforms should take the form of *legislation*, not constitutional amendments. Reforms that cannot be achieved through legislation should be shelved for the time being.
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Name, shame, ostracize, prosecute
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Name, shame, ostracize, prosecute
The new correct response to fascist boomers is "I'm sorry for whatever childhood trauma you experienced that caused you to say that"
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The new correct response to fascist boomers is "I'm sorry for whatever childhood trauma you experienced that caused you to say that"
While it is a very ethnically diverse store, i still think of it as the cracker store
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
While it is a very ethnically diverse store, i still think of it as the cracker store
People who are like "save the dishes for when your children grow up" also probably have 2 nannies
September 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
People who are like "save the dishes for when your children grow up" also probably have 2 nannies
I am Odysseus and this chair is Calypso
September 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I am Odysseus and this chair is Calypso
Look at this thing that was for sale at an estate sale I didn’t go to
May 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Look at this thing that was for sale at an estate sale I didn’t go to
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
(Eating a bowl of sherbet) I’m going to have fancy poop
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
(Eating a bowl of sherbet) I’m going to have fancy poop
My eyes are going to sparkle and spiral all the way down to my feet
March 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My eyes are going to sparkle and spiral all the way down to my feet