Groovy Penguin
@groovypenguin.bsky.social
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Groovy Penguin
@groovypenguin.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Nota bene: this is mainly my porn archive! Sometimes I have interesting discussions, too, but please DO NOT FOLLOW ME if this isn’t what you want to see.
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One side was all like "we're gonna crash the plane so hard, it's going to be the most beautiful plane crash ever, you won't even believe it" and the other side was like, "can you believe they published a 900 page document describing their plans to crash the plane?" and voters chose the plane crash.
April 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
One side was all like "we're gonna crash the plane so hard, it's going to be the most beautiful plane crash ever, you won't even believe it" and the other side was like, "can you believe they published a 900 page document describing their plans to crash the plane?" and voters chose the plane crash.
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March 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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When you have a roommate, you can’t be shy at all, am I wrong? 😊🍆💦🏳️🌈😍😍😍👍
April 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When you have a roommate, you can’t be shy at all, am I wrong? 😊🍆💦🏳️🌈😍😍😍👍
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its a slow slow saturday 🤍🤍
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
its a slow slow saturday 🤍🤍
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Follow-up story assignment for the WSJ: How did these business leaders reach such great heights of capitalism despite exhibiting wallet-inspector levels of cluelessness? I mean, they could have read the Journal's news stories instead of stopping at its opinion pages.
Business leaders all across America are freaking out that Trump's tariffs will kneecap their firms.
“There’s an overriding sense of helplessness” among executives. “CEOs are feeling stunned, and they’re not used to feeling like they don’t have good moves.”
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“There’s an overriding sense of helplessness” among executives. “CEOs are feeling stunned, and they’re not used to feeling like they don’t have good moves.”
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Corporate America’s Euphoria Over Trump’s ‘Golden Age’ Is Giving Way to Distress
CEOs and investors are fretting over what they see as whipsaw policy changes and complacency about the risks of recession.
www.wsj.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Follow-up story assignment for the WSJ: How did these business leaders reach such great heights of capitalism despite exhibiting wallet-inspector levels of cluelessness? I mean, they could have read the Journal's news stories instead of stopping at its opinion pages.
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Simply put: If you are an elected Democrat and you’re not doing EVERYTHING with every fiber of your being to stop Tяump, Musk, Project2025 and the entire autocracy movement of the #MAGARepublican party, then you are NOT doing what we voted for.
Are we clear on this? #10Democrats
Are we clear on this? #10Democrats
March 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Simply put: If you are an elected Democrat and you’re not doing EVERYTHING with every fiber of your being to stop Tяump, Musk, Project2025 and the entire autocracy movement of the #MAGARepublican party, then you are NOT doing what we voted for.
Are we clear on this? #10Democrats
Are we clear on this? #10Democrats
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February 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
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DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
February 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
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Posted by @acnewsitics.bsky.social on another platform:
“Why is Pam Bondi taking so long to release the Epstein files? What is she hiding?”
“Why is Pam Bondi taking so long to release the Epstein files? What is she hiding?”
February 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Posted by @acnewsitics.bsky.social on another platform:
“Why is Pam Bondi taking so long to release the Epstein files? What is she hiding?”
“Why is Pam Bondi taking so long to release the Epstein files? What is she hiding?”
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Yes!!!!!
Ouch. I'm glad judges are pushing, but at some point they need to get over their habitual deference to the government and handle this as they would most cases, to wit:
"Counsel, step outside the courtroom, get on your phone, and bring someone here who can answer my questions. You have one hour."
"Counsel, step outside the courtroom, get on your phone, and bring someone here who can answer my questions. You have one hour."
Judge: "I don’t know why I can’t get a straight answer from you. Are you aware of an unfreezing of the disbursement of funds for those contracts and agreements that were frozen before Feb. 13?"
DOJ lawyer: "I’m not in a position to answer that."
DOJ lawyer: "I’m not in a position to answer that."
February 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yes!!!!!
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NEW: Google used to warn you when you were seeing low-quality search results. Then, in the weeks leading up to the 2024 election, the company quietly turned that warning off www.platformer.news/google-data-...
February 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
NEW: Google used to warn you when you were seeing low-quality search results. Then, in the weeks leading up to the 2024 election, the company quietly turned that warning off www.platformer.news/google-data-...
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Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…
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When did you know?
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
When did you know?
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💥The Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in Tesla, Meta, and Alphabet (Google). The fund with US $569 billion equivolent in assets is "directing more money to companies and projects that help to improve society and the environment." #Divest
www.reuters.com/markets/euro...
www.reuters.com/markets/euro...
Dutch pension fund ABP sells all Alphabet and Meta shares, CEO tells newspaper FD
ABP, the Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in tech companies Meta and Alphabet , its CEO told Dutch newspaper FD in an interview published on Monday.
www.reuters.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
💥The Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in Tesla, Meta, and Alphabet (Google). The fund with US $569 billion equivolent in assets is "directing more money to companies and projects that help to improve society and the environment." #Divest
www.reuters.com/markets/euro...
www.reuters.com/markets/euro...
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Vinnie Russo was one of the best in the game
Taylor thought he was just auditioning to be a straight porn star.
But when Vinnie went in to measure his dick — his usual excuse to touch the guys — the fun began…
Taylor thought he was just auditioning to be a straight porn star.
But when Vinnie went in to measure his dick — his usual excuse to touch the guys — the fun began…
February 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Vinnie Russo was one of the best in the game
Taylor thought he was just auditioning to be a straight porn star.
But when Vinnie went in to measure his dick — his usual excuse to touch the guys — the fun began…
Taylor thought he was just auditioning to be a straight porn star.
But when Vinnie went in to measure his dick — his usual excuse to touch the guys — the fun began…
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@siciliangecko.bsky.social
Your man knows his angles. If he gets away with this, he's got a modeling contract.
Bonus ankles for @ryryguy.bsky.social
@ginademarco.bsky.social
Your man knows his angles. If he gets away with this, he's got a modeling contract.
Bonus ankles for @ryryguy.bsky.social
@ginademarco.bsky.social
February 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@siciliangecko.bsky.social
Your man knows his angles. If he gets away with this, he's got a modeling contract.
Bonus ankles for @ryryguy.bsky.social
@ginademarco.bsky.social
Your man knows his angles. If he gets away with this, he's got a modeling contract.
Bonus ankles for @ryryguy.bsky.social
@ginademarco.bsky.social