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emily
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you just don’t know it yet.
but I do.

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Say what you want about chat, but idk man “That’s a solvable design issue, not a personal failure.” Is kinda the exact motivation I needed my whole life. 🤷‍♀️
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media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“Paraquat, the pesticide that appears to cause Parkinson’s in farmworkers, has been banned in Europe and China but remains available in the US. And in January, a month after the EPA’s ban on TCE was finalized, the Trump administration moved to undo it …”

www.wired.com/story/scient...
Scientists Thought Parkinson’s Was in Our Genes. It Might Be in the Water
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
www.wired.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I noticed this was removed almost as quickly as it appeared and knew before I knew it was at realtors request.

www.newsobserver.com/news/busines...
What Zillow doesn’t want you to know about NC home listings
Zillow removed First Street climate risk scores from 73,000 North Carolina listings, sparking debate over flood risk and disclosure.
www.newsobserver.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We can agree no one is working this week right?
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media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Someone, who I deeply respect, once told me watauga County is the buckle on the Bible Belt and to go see how the rest of the world lives. The place that I’m from isn’t the main character here though.
Terrific investigation into Greg Bovino's roots. Lots of interesting details, including:

"Here’s how the Bovinos managed to get around the new quotas that limited how many Italians and others deemed to be “undesirables” could end up in the United States."

chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
Greg Bovino’s the star of Trump’s deportation show. We trace his roots.
As a boy, the Hollywood movie “The Border" set the course for his life. He couldn’t believe the Border Patrol agents in the movie were the bad guys. Now that he’s in charge of deportation efforts caus...
chicago.suntimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 AM
“Your kids want your presence much more than a bunch of presents.”

NOPE! Glad to see someone articulate why those “do less” messages always gave me the ick

open.substack.com/pub/zawn/p/g...
Gaslighting women at the holidays: 'Your children don't need everything to be perfect!'
Why we love to pretend the work women do at the holidays doesn't matter.
open.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What percentage of the last 40 years has I40 near Hillsborough been under construction? Because I have no memory of it NOT.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Not wrong. But also not right. 🤦‍♀️😑
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This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection." n.pr/4rDF0jv
You read that white: Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is 'Cloud Dancer'
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I feel like it’s almost time.

It’s not, but I feel like it is.
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media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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10/10 on this headline from @theguardian.com 👏👏👏

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November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Happy "Circle Back After the Holidays" Season To Everyone!
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There were a lot of things that made me sad and mad and astonished last week. But this is a level of quiet rage that might flip the lid.
In an unbelievable moment, Karoline Leavitt gaslights the President calling a reporter "Piggy" as "frank and honest." It's disrespectful and unpresidential.

Full stop.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What a great day to decorate for Christmas 🤦‍♀️🫩🥵🎄
New record high of 80°, and we could still go higher, it's only 3:45. The old record was 76°. This would also mark the second latest 80° day in the year for #Charlotte. The latest 80° was on Dec 10th, 2007. (Records 1878-2025) #cltwx #ncwx #scwx #wcnc
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
40 years ago, Calvin and Hobbes' raucous adventures burst onto the comics page
The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
n.pr
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Good luck working today folks.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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"I didn't want to say immediately it was me," fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux said. "With this photo there is a mystery, so you have to make it last." n.pr/3WOLsWT
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
"I didn't want to say immediately it was me," fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux said. "With this photo there is a mystery, so you have to make it last."
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A new digital era is emerging, and it’s even more anti-social than the last. @dlberes reports on the false promise of AI companionship:

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The Age of Anti-Social Media Is Here
The social-media era is over. What’s coming will be much worse.
www.theatlantic.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The airport is weird now. 😕
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media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is the way. 💪📚🚌⏩⭐️
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM