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emily
@grnktchn.bsky.social
you just don’t know it yet.
but I do.

(she/her)
This is the way. 💪📚🚌⏩⭐️
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They put banners on a box truck and parked it in front of the other people’s signs. In front of a library entrance. Tells me all I need to know. 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lowe’s has declared emergency Christmas.
October 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Either they know their demographic or
August 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This is not ok. 🥵
July 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wtf is going on at #WholeFoods? Is this just my store or all? My other grocery stores don’t look like this.
June 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I watched this for the first time on July 3, 2020. I’ve seen it live twice and my kids listen to it on the way to school weekly. One was LMM for the 2nd grade wax museum. It’s the greatest musical in the world in our book and this was absolute perfection. #Hamilten #TonyAwards
June 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Rude.
May 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What? 🤔
May 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A tech support station is definitely what I always think of to make up for the extra hours spent in commuter traffic and claustrophobic cubicles 🤣🙄
March 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I think the best part was it couldn’t really be phone photographed! 🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕
March 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Me: using my writing style, act as an experienced senior-level content creator and draft a LinkedIn post based on the above idea points for my target audience; do not use the rocket or star emojis

AI:
February 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Apple Maps vs Google Maps

Actual screenshots 2/11/25
February 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I am 110% certain there is crack in these things. WHY are they so addicting?!
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They’re not playing checkers. This is the point.
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Dark, rainy and 34* back to school is kinda rude, NC, after a week in so cal. 🫣
January 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The place that I’m from. 😂🫣🧐
December 20, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Say what you want about #SpotifyWrapped but it is modern internet marketing genius. 🏆

I mean AI curating an Adam Levine selfie video in my story alone is 🤯👌🔥

(And also, hello seasonally appropriate playlists!) 🫣😇
December 5, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Venn diagram of people who have kids and people who should wear white shirts. 🙄
November 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
It’s been something like 1200 days since Charlotte saw snow. If my kid didn’t have a field trip tomorrow it would definitely be a skip day. ❄️☃️🌨️

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November 22, 2024 at 3:42 AM