ig congress is just a goddamn lawn ornament now
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ig congress is just a goddamn lawn ornament now
the road to hell may be paved with good intentions but there's also a lot of bitching
May 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the road to hell may be paved with good intentions but there's also a lot of bitching
maybe god gives his toughest battles (tummy aches) to his okayest soldiers because he's a bully
May 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
maybe god gives his toughest battles (tummy aches) to his okayest soldiers because he's a bully
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No I’m not going to congratulate the arsonist for trying to put out the fire he started
May 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
No I’m not going to congratulate the arsonist for trying to put out the fire he started
i think i just had a brain aneurysm attempting it
i refuse to learn how to pronounce tinnitus
May 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i think i just had a brain aneurysm attempting it
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bawled = 😭
balled = 🏀
bald = 🧑🦲
balled = 🏀
bald = 🧑🦲
May 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
bawled = 😭
balled = 🏀
bald = 🧑🦲
balled = 🏀
bald = 🧑🦲
reverse harems are hot but if i lived with more than one or two men i'd probably spontaneously combust
May 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
reverse harems are hot but if i lived with more than one or two men i'd probably spontaneously combust
god knew he had to make me an introvert or i'd be the biggest whore (affectionate) since sodom and gomorrah
May 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
god knew he had to make me an introvert or i'd be the biggest whore (affectionate) since sodom and gomorrah
and his musty dusty minions
i hate that senile moldy cheezit lookin ass bitch
May 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
and his musty dusty minions
i hate that senile moldy cheezit lookin ass bitch
May 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i hate that senile moldy cheezit lookin ass bitch
if i'm at your house and you're killing flies in the kitchen and i kindly offer to help you wipe down that kitchen when you're done and you ask why would we do that... personally i think i should be entitled to $10000 for the emotional distress alone
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
if i'm at your house and you're killing flies in the kitchen and i kindly offer to help you wipe down that kitchen when you're done and you ask why would we do that... personally i think i should be entitled to $10000 for the emotional distress alone
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This is violence
April 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is violence
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Whoever runs the White House social media account is cringe AF.
April 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Whoever runs the White House social media account is cringe AF.
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i’m sorry but it’s REALLY funny that the person implying fanfiction is bad by going “y’all need to read books” was reading harry potter all along 😂 the call was coming from inside the house
April 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i’m sorry but it’s REALLY funny that the person implying fanfiction is bad by going “y’all need to read books” was reading harry potter all along 😂 the call was coming from inside the house
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✨ I only eat free-range organic microplastics ✨
April 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
✨ I only eat free-range organic microplastics ✨
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❌ let's get that bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
April 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
❌ let's get that bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
it's true, here's a live reaction of me and my favorite fic writer in hell rn
April 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
it's true, here's a live reaction of me and my favorite fic writer in hell rn
i'm tired of being human and hearing breaking news every 10 minutes. i want to be that one cunty mountain lion specifically
April 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i'm tired of being human and hearing breaking news every 10 minutes. i want to be that one cunty mountain lion specifically
unfortunately i need a lil sweet treat, not for me, but for the safety of others around me
April 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
unfortunately i need a lil sweet treat, not for me, but for the safety of others around me
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Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?