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attorney general of calibama
poster of the stupidest shit imaginable here & on letterboxd
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i would never blame it on a goose
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
apropos nothing, what a great song

youtu.be/Orlbo9WkZ2E?...
Death Grips - Guillotine (It goes Yah)
YouTube video by Death Grips
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January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
good:
nikki glazer
the speeches
be good pins

bad:
commentators
weird orange lighting
ufc
polymarket
the vibes
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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i do not want the state to have the authority to kill people! not random mothers driving by! not people the state thinks look like they could commit crimes! not people who we think probably did commit crimes! not people who definitely, absolutely committed crimes! no one!!!
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
microslop
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
i guess in some way im glad tim kaine will be totally forgotten by history
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i would never blame it on a goose
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
basebal
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Belated apologies to Jon Morosi, as Ohtani has boarded a plane to Toronto
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
post hoc ego platner hoc
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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when my created character shows up in a cutscene
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Follow me for my sparkling, insightful legal analysis:

justice thomas got tiny nutz
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
snellen degeneres
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
snellfish
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
as someone who religiously listens to staffcast I cannot for the life of me figure out who would ever listen religiously to staffcast
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Three lizards on the rialto,
•••
big dog big dog big dog

ABOVE CONFIdential||death penalty for sneaky peekies |\~

This is what those dumb fucking alt.department of big dumb ghoulies accounts look like
September 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
department of small brass animals whose grins shake mountains
September 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The most obvious and vibrant reason as an institution to not abide by Trumpian norms is that when everything shakes lose, those who resisted will continually rise to the top.

Who will engage Paul Weiss? Who will study at Texas A&M? Some, sure, but fewer folks than before.
September 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
freaky friday but a snake has legs
August 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
freaky friday but the neighborhood news boy is forced to confront the horrors of the cosmos when he swaps with an old god
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
freaky friday but the dog has to learn about biometrics as a form of identity verification
August 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
freaky friday but an unborn fetus is forced to confront the income tax system in the US
August 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
margaux blanchard? More like “More Going Bland Shart”

this is why i use a pseudonym. So i post such lil nugs
August 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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really proud to live in Los Angeles right now

fuck these assholes, this city is great
June 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is a good thing that the CA State Bar has decided to charge new attorneys an additional $55 to access their mandatory trainings. I’m sure this is because things are going great and they haven’t embarrassed our profession!!
May 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM