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attorney general of calibama
poster of the stupidest shit imaginable here & on letterboxd
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i would never blame it on a goose
i guess in some way im glad tim kaine will be totally forgotten by history
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i would never blame it on a goose
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
basebal
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Belated apologies to Jon Morosi, as Ohtani has boarded a plane to Toronto
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
post hoc ego platner hoc
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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when my created character shows up in a cutscene
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Follow me for my sparkling, insightful legal analysis:

justice thomas got tiny nutz
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
snellen degeneres
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
snellfish
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
as someone who religiously listens to staffcast I cannot for the life of me figure out who would ever listen religiously to staffcast
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Three lizards on the rialto,
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big dog big dog big dog

ABOVE CONFIdential||death penalty for sneaky peekies |\~

This is what those dumb fucking alt.department of big dumb ghoulies accounts look like
September 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
department of small brass animals whose grins shake mountains
September 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The most obvious and vibrant reason as an institution to not abide by Trumpian norms is that when everything shakes lose, those who resisted will continually rise to the top.

Who will engage Paul Weiss? Who will study at Texas A&M? Some, sure, but fewer folks than before.
September 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
freaky friday but a snake has legs
August 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
freaky friday but the neighborhood news boy is forced to confront the horrors of the cosmos when he swaps with an old god
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
freaky friday but the dog has to learn about biometrics as a form of identity verification
August 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
freaky friday but an unborn fetus is forced to confront the income tax system in the US
August 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
margaux blanchard? More like “More Going Bland Shart”

this is why i use a pseudonym. So i post such lil nugs
August 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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really proud to live in Los Angeles right now

fuck these assholes, this city is great
June 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is a good thing that the CA State Bar has decided to charge new attorneys an additional $55 to access their mandatory trainings. I’m sure this is because things are going great and they haven’t embarrassed our profession!!
May 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I can think of only two musicians named after dogs: pibull & beethoven
May 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the only cognizable reason for being anti-immigration & pro-population growth is a belief in a “Great Replacement” or adjacent theory. It is, like many other admin actions, incoherent unless you read in the hatred.
an obvious thing but a society genuinely interested in producing more healthy children would also invest heavily in its foster and child protection services, and boy, let me tell you, that is not a good picture in much of the United States.
April 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
prootest
April 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
we should all be good little boys and girls and not criticize any governments, foreign or domestic

who could say if we too would try to genocide someone if we were in charge?
Kseniia Petrova, a Russian scientist at Harvard Medical School, was detained at Logan Airport after returning from France and sent to an ICE detention in Louisiana, The Insider reports.

A big critic of Putin and the war in Ukraine, she may now be deported to Russia.
March 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM