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sarah maria griff
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writes books. next: eat the ones you love (april 2025) 🌱👁️
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Where you'll find us for the foreseeable!!! 🪴

@griffski.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Excellent - it has arrived! Much excited 😊
From the always amazing @griffski.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
they’re landing 🥹
@griffski.bsky.social ooooh what have we got here !!!!!
May 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
heading to comic con now to sit on a panel. the tube being full of people in cosplay is just so heartening to me. i love to see it
May 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
i signed this many in foyle’s 😭😭😭😭
May 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
gang on my way to my hotel in London i walked by Foyle’s and guess who i saw in the window 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
May 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
this is astonishing. masterpiece is the word.
May 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Just a reminder that Juvenalia is a good podcast that exists www.juvenalia.net
Juvenalia
www.juvenalia.net
May 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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SUNDAY

14:00–14:45—Surviving Horror Stories panel: @griffski.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social Scarlett Dunmore, C. G. Regan, Josh Winning

14:45–15:40—Surviving Horror Stories signing
May 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
oh gang. i signed 500 special editions of eat the ones you love yesterday, up in kenny’s. years to get here and look at the heap of books that was waiting for me
May 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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insane to get mad at me because there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer. you wouldn’t even know there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer had i not diverted $80,000,000,000 of public welfare funds for my sewer expedition.
May 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
friends i come to you again with a book thing. we are having a party. would you like to come?
May 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Cheap at twice the price
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I ordered it earlier, my SMG collection is gonna look so nice…
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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They ship to the US #booksky

Though, it’s closer to 1.5 espresso martinis with shipping.
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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This is the version I’ve ordered! We can be edition buddies! That’s a thing!
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
was about eleven. locked myself in the box room (with the desktop computer and an emulator of pokemon blue, go off 1998) and nobody was at home. there was no handle on the door and you had to use a screwdriver to open the lock. pulled it out with too much velocity and stabbed myself in the head 🥰
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
love a cheeky blood test in the morning! a spicy little jab to really get you going
May 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
of the century. Not entry. Can’t type too jet lagged
if i, Eurovision lover of the entry, am boycotting Eurovision - you’d want to get a grip and boycott it too
May 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if i, Eurovision lover of the entry, am boycotting Eurovision - you’d want to get a grip and boycott it too
May 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i was feeling too scared to get new headshots etc done professionally yet post partum so my beloved neighbour sat me down amongst her houseplants and took some pictures for me 🥰
May 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
reached an interesting point on this trip where it occurred to me that i am allowed have more than one handbag i use? you don’t just have to have one!! even if you like your one handbag you can get a second or THIRD
May 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i’m going home and i have been so charged up by this experience that i can probably survive on the joy for the rest of the year. but i guess the book comes out back home in two weeks? so??? bananas
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM