Joe Isham
@gridlockjoe.com
(He/they) Former traffic reporter now analyzing data. Traveler, nerd, honorary 🇨🇦, MeFite. Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
I ran the lyrics of God Save the King through Hypertranslate 15 times and it came back with this:
God takes care of queen
Yes, our jury members arrived in the city.
God saved the Lord:
He gave her victory.
Hi chatchat,
The amount of porn is longer than:
How does the Lord live?
God takes care of queen
Yes, our jury members arrived in the city.
God saved the Lord:
He gave her victory.
Hi chatchat,
The amount of porn is longer than:
How does the Lord live?
August 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I ran the lyrics of God Save the King through Hypertranslate 15 times and it came back with this:
God takes care of queen
Yes, our jury members arrived in the city.
God saved the Lord:
He gave her victory.
Hi chatchat,
The amount of porn is longer than:
How does the Lord live?
God takes care of queen
Yes, our jury members arrived in the city.
God saved the Lord:
He gave her victory.
Hi chatchat,
The amount of porn is longer than:
How does the Lord live?
Another automatic captioning fail. (You may need to expand the picture). Reba McEntire has a new name… or is it a shoe endorsement?
August 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Another automatic captioning fail. (You may need to expand the picture). Reba McEntire has a new name… or is it a shoe endorsement?
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Newscaster: We go now to our man on the scene, Twas Brillig.
Twas Brillig: (Hand to ear, into mic) The slithy toves are gyring and gimbling in the wabe, Mike.
Twas Brillig: (Hand to ear, into mic) The slithy toves are gyring and gimbling in the wabe, Mike.
July 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Newscaster: We go now to our man on the scene, Twas Brillig.
Twas Brillig: (Hand to ear, into mic) The slithy toves are gyring and gimbling in the wabe, Mike.
Twas Brillig: (Hand to ear, into mic) The slithy toves are gyring and gimbling in the wabe, Mike.
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My unsolicited life advice is to set up a code word with your loved ones that means "This is actually me and not an AI" because apparently this is the world we live in.
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My unsolicited life advice is to set up a code word with your loved ones that means "This is actually me and not an AI" because apparently this is the world we live in.
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This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
@terryoinfluence.bsky.social My best blooper from my years in radio was when I skipped a line in an AP sports report: “(so-and-so) was traded to the Dodgers today in exchange for (skipped line) the LA Times and Herald-Examiner.” I lost it.
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@terryoinfluence.bsky.social My best blooper from my years in radio was when I skipped a line in an AP sports report: “(so-and-so) was traded to the Dodgers today in exchange for (skipped line) the LA Times and Herald-Examiner.” I lost it.
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Was not expecting tears of joy this morning but here we are!
March 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Was not expecting tears of joy this morning but here we are!
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field.
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...
kffhealthnews.org
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Another automated caption fail. I’m more of a Reform cheese person myself.
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Another automated caption fail. I’m more of a Reform cheese person myself.
@mariancall.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
February 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
@mariancall.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
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Number of felony convictions...
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
February 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Number of felony convictions...
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
Charles Manson: 9
Timothy McVeigh: 11
El Chapo: 10
Jeffery Dahmer: 16
Ted Kaczynski: 13
Bernie Madoff: 11
Ted Bundy: 10
Dennis Rader (BTK): 10
OJ Simpson: 12
Jeff Skilling (Enron): 19
Michael Milken: 6
Elizabeth Holmes: 4
Donald Trump: 34
@harpersstudio.bsky.social I hope you’ve recovered from last night’s game. The Chiefs took a shellacking.
February 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@harpersstudio.bsky.social I hope you’ve recovered from last night’s game. The Chiefs took a shellacking.
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Tip from @snowjob.bsky.social
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tip from @snowjob.bsky.social
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
If you have a whitehouse.gov link you want to access and it is down, try replacing "www.whitehouse.gov" with "bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov"
The national archives is still doing its job for now.
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the debris from starship flight 7 caught over turks and caicos.
absolutely unreal.
📸: dean olson on twitter
absolutely unreal.
📸: dean olson on twitter
January 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the debris from starship flight 7 caught over turks and caicos.
absolutely unreal.
📸: dean olson on twitter
absolutely unreal.
📸: dean olson on twitter
@jaybeans.bsky.social I finally got you set up correctly on my Plex. You should see my server now.
January 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@jaybeans.bsky.social I finally got you set up correctly on my Plex. You should see my server now.
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January 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@weregeek.bsky.social Zoom froze. Rebooting
January 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@weregeek.bsky.social Zoom froze. Rebooting
@weregeek.bsky.social I should be home in time for Zoom; if not I won’t be much later than 8
December 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
@weregeek.bsky.social I should be home in time for Zoom; if not I won’t be much later than 8
Ten days to Christmas and my air conditioner just cut on.
December 16, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Ten days to Christmas and my air conditioner just cut on.
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BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.
Insurance denied his initial claim. But we have the technology... and he met his deductible.
We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before: stronger, faster, more fiscally responsible. But only up to his $6,000,000 out-of-pocket maximum.
Insurance denied his initial claim. But we have the technology... and he met his deductible.
We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before: stronger, faster, more fiscally responsible. But only up to his $6,000,000 out-of-pocket maximum.
December 10, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.
Insurance denied his initial claim. But we have the technology... and he met his deductible.
We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before: stronger, faster, more fiscally responsible. But only up to his $6,000,000 out-of-pocket maximum.
Insurance denied his initial claim. But we have the technology... and he met his deductible.
We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before: stronger, faster, more fiscally responsible. But only up to his $6,000,000 out-of-pocket maximum.
45 years ago today in Cincinnati, The Who performed at Riverfront Coliseum. 11 fans were killed in a crush of attendees vying for “festival seating”.
youtu.be/qSeWECDb3YM
youtu.be/qSeWECDb3YM
WKRP in Cincinnati S02E19 In Concert
YouTube video by Keith Lambert
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December 3, 2024 at 12:07 PM
45 years ago today in Cincinnati, The Who performed at Riverfront Coliseum. 11 fans were killed in a crush of attendees vying for “festival seating”.
youtu.be/qSeWECDb3YM
youtu.be/qSeWECDb3YM