Joe Isham
@gridlockjoe.com
(He/they) Former traffic reporter now analyzing data. Traveler, nerd, honorary 🇨🇦, MeFite. Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Happy Ring-the-Bell Anniversary!
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Ring-the-Bell Anniversary!
I’m sorry about your bad news. For what it’s worth, you are a very handsome soft butch.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m sorry about your bad news. For what it’s worth, you are a very handsome soft butch.
Maybe he meant £135 billion, or $177,708,741,953.74
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Maybe he meant £135 billion, or $177,708,741,953.74
Whew! I made the first cut of voir dire in a capital murder trial in Dallas. It was the one where the perp shot up the victims and put their bodies in the freezer
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Whew! I made the first cut of voir dire in a capital murder trial in Dallas. It was the one where the perp shot up the victims and put their bodies in the freezer
Lucky! Civil or Criminal today?
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Lucky! Civil or Criminal today?
They give lawyers jury duty? Congrats!
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
They give lawyers jury duty? Congrats!
Shabbat shalom, y’all!
October 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Shabbat shalom, y’all!
I’m picturing bat boys and coaches moving through the aisles of the Coliseum with communion cups filled with champagne, passing it down
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m picturing bat boys and coaches moving through the aisles of the Coliseum with communion cups filled with champagne, passing it down
That’s an earthquake.
September 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
That’s an earthquake.
Hang on a second. Trump is right-handed. Don’t most people hold a microphone in their dominant hand? His right arm is just dangling there.
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hang on a second. Trump is right-handed. Don’t most people hold a microphone in their dominant hand? His right arm is just dangling there.
Congratulations! 🎊🎉🍾🎈 🎓
September 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Congratulations! 🎊🎉🍾🎈 🎓
I’m actually writing a book series about just this sort of situation. Lots of deprogramming involved.
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m actually writing a book series about just this sort of situation. Lots of deprogramming involved.
Katrina and the Slightly High Tides
August 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Katrina and the Slightly High Tides
That’s why I stopped Nutrisystem sooo many years ago.
August 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That’s why I stopped Nutrisystem sooo many years ago.
Shame if that aircraft had to divert to Whitehorse.
August 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Shame if that aircraft had to divert to Whitehorse.
And he doesn’t know who the president is? Wait till he finds out…
July 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And he doesn’t know who the president is? Wait till he finds out…
Hoping for good outcomes!
July 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hoping for good outcomes!