Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
The snow was fallin down
The carolers were singin'
The day Santa Claus came into town
He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh
Laughed and flew above the trees
He made his way down the chimney shaft
The day Santa gave a gift to me
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The snow was fallin down
The carolers were singin'
The day Santa Claus came into town
He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh
Laughed and flew above the trees
He made his way down the chimney shaft
The day Santa gave a gift to me
(follow my 🧵, in G 👇)
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Tolkien: but they were all deceived, for another cup was made.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Tolkien: but they were all deceived, for another cup was made.