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AJ
@greenishbeans.bsky.social
librarian, performer, weepy gay loser. 📚🌲☀️ he/they.
forgot I helped my library film a thing and now I get to get jumpscared by my summer mullet when I open the Video Apps
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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lofi beats to lie under three blankets and feel insane to
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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i just want to play games with my friends all the time
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
you think humpback whales feel like giant crunchy baby pickles?
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
taking so much psychic damage talking to my mom about my nona's delayed funeral plans
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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just found out that the Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving painting was originally published alongside an anticapitalist essay by a then unknown Filipino-American writer and labor organizer (Carlos Bulosan). damn www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2017/12/carl...
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
wow I love improv so much actually
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
my grandma died weeks ago and my family is still fighting over her funeral arrangements. i hope she's at least entertained
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
genuinely comforted to know the doctors office is just as late to start as I am

Got here 5 mins late and theyre still turning on their computers. Bless the procrastinators
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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“biological pronouns” how about i punch you in your biological teeth
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
it's crazy that frogs have bones. these tiny wet freaks got bones in em
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
perd hapley my beloved
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
made so many sweets today: cinnamon buns, chocolate banana bites, and butter mochi
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
house of usher (1960) is soooooo much fun
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
aftermath of ten candles the other night
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I hope the louvre thieves are never caught
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
im so good at falling asleep on sofas!!
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
poppy (our cat) love animal documentaries SO much
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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For Prison Banned Books Week, I want to say: it is worse than maybe it ever has been regarding censorship in prisons. It is worse than five years ago. It is worse than 50 years ago.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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this week's post is something i've been thinking about for a long time. it's called "all of us imperfect comrades: or, an army of fuckups cannot lose"

margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/each-of-us...
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM