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Had to delete a post about my mum because someone fucking retweeted it, I hate this freak site with no private accounts
Bought a game, played it for a few hours before getting irritated and refunded it, kept feeling the itch and a few hours later bought it again
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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Here is my cartoon about Mr Jon Kudelka www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My friend Jon has died | First Dog on the Moon
Jon Kudelka loved his beautiful family and was fiercely intolerant of greed and hypocrisy
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
My cat is so sweet, if I’m eating something she wants she’ll let me know at the beginning then let me eat in peace, but if I stop eating and there’s leftovers she’ll come back and plead her case for what’s left
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Morning. ☕️
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Why do you think they’re desperate to make sure we’re not anonymous on the internet?
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I did a full rewatch of Breaking Bad and now I’m watching Better Call Saul and GOD is it light years ahead. BB was good but Vince Gilligan really hits his stride in BCS, I’m watching the Chicago Sunroof monologue right now and it’s incredible, Bob is so talented
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Do you reckon you’re strong enough to pull someone’s tooth out with pliers?
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Dressed/undressed
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Devastated about Jon Kudelka. A beacon of a man with an unmatched abundance of heart and wit. Massive loss, there’s hardly words for it. Vale
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Jon Kudelka was not just the creator of the best tea towel in Australian history, and a great cartoonist and artists, but he was a superb friend, incredible husband and dad.

Goddamn I will miss him
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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In the worst news, the great, the amazing, the wonderful @kudelka.bsky.social has died.

A great friend, and an amazing man.

This is shattering.
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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The world is so much poorer for not having Jon Kudelka in it
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Scran
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
It was supposed to be rainy today but once again the weatherm’n have failed me so I’m roasting a pork belly in 28 degree weather (32 inside)
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
My cat has been sleeping all day, hasn’t gone outside once, I’m scared it’s something bad because death already snuck up on me once but I think it might just be cause she had an extra large dinner last night
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Saw a guy get hit by a car but it’s because he was attacking a woman through the window of her car soooo……
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Started to have a sex dream about Jason Mantzoukas but then he didn’t wanna make out cause I hadn’t brushed my teeth 🤕
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 AM
People love going to the pharmacist just to argue
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Another day ending, a day my mum never saw, in a month she never saw, in a year she’ll never see. February is her birthday. It was exactly 9 months before mine. Now it’s 3 months and 10 days after she died.
January 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I don’t know if anyone was praying for me before but I’m damn sure they’ve stopped now
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I want my mum back
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Australia is run by landlords for landlords

The national anthem speaks of shared commonwealth, but that wealth was stolen from sovereign First Peoples & locked away from workers & carers

If we shared it we could all thrive. But no

The rage and disgust I feel at this can't easily be put into words
Australia spends more on tax breaks for landlords than social housing, homelessness and rent assistance combined
Exclusive: Acoss report shows property investors received $12.3bn in tax concessions in 2025, while the share of social housing dropped to a record low
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Thousands of hours later I think I have finally exhausted the dopamine I can squeeze out of Skyrim, and am now ready to Learn A New Game
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 AM