They should make a remote control for the oven
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
They should make a remote control for the oven
You’d believe God is a theym’n
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You’d believe God is a theym’n
The timer function should have a second timer that tells you how long it’s been since you ignored it going off
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The timer function should have a second timer that tells you how long it’s been since you ignored it going off
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would his holiness care for some ketamine
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
would his holiness care for some ketamine
Try, try, and try again
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Try, try, and try again
Angel was such a 90’s name, you don’t meet many Angel’s anymore
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Angel was such a 90’s name, you don’t meet many Angel’s anymore
Don’t talk to me like we’re friends bitch
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Don’t talk to me like we’re friends bitch
IT loves to send me “phriendly phishing” tests and I love to delete that shit unread
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
IT loves to send me “phriendly phishing” tests and I love to delete that shit unread
Just read the Camp Mystic lawsuit, they made those little girls stay in cabins filling with water when they were a minutes walk away from safe ground rather than evacuate them, and even the ones that survived had to watch their friends die while screaming for help
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just read the Camp Mystic lawsuit, they made those little girls stay in cabins filling with water when they were a minutes walk away from safe ground rather than evacuate them, and even the ones that survived had to watch their friends die while screaming for help
Got my cat a cool leather collar with moon and star studs a while ago but it turned out to be too heavy and bothered her, so now she has this ugly one and we’re both thrilled with it
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Got my cat a cool leather collar with moon and star studs a while ago but it turned out to be too heavy and bothered her, so now she has this ugly one and we’re both thrilled with it
I know I’m getting old and doddery cause for the first time in my life I accidentally installed McAfee when I was installing Adobe Reader
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I know I’m getting old and doddery cause for the first time in my life I accidentally installed McAfee when I was installing Adobe Reader
Applying for jobs is so fucking depressing, it’s so hard to spruik yourself without the mean little voice coming into your ear to remind you you’re wasting your time no one wants you anyway
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Applying for jobs is so fucking depressing, it’s so hard to spruik yourself without the mean little voice coming into your ear to remind you you’re wasting your time no one wants you anyway
Quite frankly I deserve a gold fucking medal for leaving the house on a cold rainy night to go hang with people I’ve never met before, curated by someone I have almost nothing in common with, while I’ve got a rosacea pimple on my cheek
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Quite frankly I deserve a gold fucking medal for leaving the house on a cold rainy night to go hang with people I’ve never met before, curated by someone I have almost nothing in common with, while I’ve got a rosacea pimple on my cheek
Taking this to a dinner party with some salted honey butter and a balsamic olive oil mix
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Taking this to a dinner party with some salted honey butter and a balsamic olive oil mix
Police allow the Nazi rally and the Herald advertises it for them
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Police allow the Nazi rally and the Herald advertises it for them
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The Predator's mouth evolved to do that because his people wouldn't stop making impractically large novelty foods for social media. we will share the same fate unless we ban it now
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Predator's mouth evolved to do that because his people wouldn't stop making impractically large novelty foods for social media. we will share the same fate unless we ban it now
Don’t mind me just giving myself a big head for no reason 💅
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Don’t mind me just giving myself a big head for no reason 💅
Bought five new pairs of period undies at half price, but some of the packs were doubles so I actually ended up with EIGHT new pairs 😭😭😭 I feel so fucking lucky rn those shits are expensive
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Bought five new pairs of period undies at half price, but some of the packs were doubles so I actually ended up with EIGHT new pairs 😭😭😭 I feel so fucking lucky rn those shits are expensive
I think about it all the time
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I think about it all the time
Did 40 minutes of stretching, last time I stretched was a MONTH ago 😭😮💨
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Did 40 minutes of stretching, last time I stretched was a MONTH ago 😭😮💨
Finally found a gozleme recipe that makes tender, delicious pastry
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Finally found a gozleme recipe that makes tender, delicious pastry
Bought a pho so bad I had to immediately throw it in the bin 😔
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bought a pho so bad I had to immediately throw it in the bin 😔
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
Point Lonsdale mention!!!! What a fun little mystery
I had a very nice time writing about this new/old shipwreck found down at Point Lonsdale
Look what the tide brought in: shipwreck found on Victorian beach may have lain there for a century
Only half of the 660 known wrecks in the state have ever been found, so the discovery of a timber vessel poking out of the sand is exciting archaeologists and locals alike
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Point Lonsdale mention!!!! What a fun little mystery
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I had a very nice time writing about this new/old shipwreck found down at Point Lonsdale
Look what the tide brought in: shipwreck found on Victorian beach may have lain there for a century
Only half of the 660 known wrecks in the state have ever been found, so the discovery of a timber vessel poking out of the sand is exciting archaeologists and locals alike
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I had a very nice time writing about this new/old shipwreck found down at Point Lonsdale