Flowers and a furry friend make me happy.

Carrie Underwood's next album is gonna be really weird.

#Januarty today is pink. A diptych.

here's today's post: "no, idiots, Los Angeles isn’t on fire because of ‘diversity.’ shut the fuck up" — America’s bigots are at it again.
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In Russia, the "Cherkizovo Chicken Kingdom," one of Russia's leading poultry producers, is reportedly on fire. Russians report that debris from Ukrainian drones, shot down by Russian air defenses directly over the facility, caused the blaze.

That naughty debris again.

📸 Three Legends: Chef Andres, Bono and Vice President Harris at the White House earlier today.

👍

Not one school shooter has ever been given the death penalty.

Not one.

U.S. government is seeking the death penalty for Luigi Magione.

Proving that one rich CEO is worth so much more in this country than any child.

Disgusting.

💯💯

Sounds fair to me!

Sitting at Costco eating my $2 lunch while a person at the next table is ranting about higher ed & how professors are super pretentious & highbrow. They also suggested professors are rich.

So tempted to tell them.

To honor one of the most compassionate Americans we've ever known, consider an act of kindness today, for a loved one or even a stranger, however small.

Be the reason someone feels seen today. Sometimes all it takes is a kind word or a sincere gesture.

It will make Jimmy smile.

This could be a problem not too far in the future for us, especially if something goes haywire with starlink...🧪
www.yahoo.com/news/kessler...

*hearing Tears in Heaven for the first time*

I bet Weird Al could make this about a sandwich.

Yesterday I discovered that there is a species of fish called the Stoplight Loosejaw. It is not only a deadly predator but also, from the sound of it, an accomplished blues musician.

“Maybe happiness is about falling in love with your life, eating your favorite foods, dancing to your favorite songs, soaking in all the nourishing moments, slowing down, taking up space, loving yourself and the people around you harder.
Knowing, you are more than enough.”
Good morning, loves.

Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.